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I came across these recently and thought it would be good to share with anyone who hasn't seen it. Feel free to add your own;
When Google can't find something, it asks Tom Brady for help.
Tom Brady once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King... and got one.
If Tom Brady mailed a letter without postage, it would still get there.
What color is Tom Brady's blood? Answer: Trick question. Tom Brady doesn’t bleed.
Brad Pitt called Tom Brady. He wanted handsome lessons.
Tom Brady does not sleep. He waits.
If Tom Brady fought a hurricane, Brady wins, unless it was named Hurricane Brady.
If Tom Brady dialed a wrong number, the person on the other end of the line would not admit it.
If Tom Brady drove the Patriots team bus he would win the Indy 500
Tom Brady is so cool, ice is jealous
Tom Brady doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.
Tom Brady doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
Tom Brady CAN teach an old dog new tricks.
Tom Brady puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
There is no global warming, Tom Brady is just that hot.
When Tom Brady feels a breeze it’s not the wind, it’s just the air getting out of his way.
When Google can't find something, it asks Tom Brady for help.
Tom Brady once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King... and got one.
If Tom Brady mailed a letter without postage, it would still get there.
What color is Tom Brady's blood? Answer: Trick question. Tom Brady doesn’t bleed.
Brad Pitt called Tom Brady. He wanted handsome lessons.
Tom Brady does not sleep. He waits.
If Tom Brady fought a hurricane, Brady wins, unless it was named Hurricane Brady.
If Tom Brady dialed a wrong number, the person on the other end of the line would not admit it.
If Tom Brady drove the Patriots team bus he would win the Indy 500
Tom Brady is so cool, ice is jealous
Tom Brady doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information that he wants.
Tom Brady doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.
Tom Brady CAN teach an old dog new tricks.
Tom Brady puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
There is no global warming, Tom Brady is just that hot.
When Tom Brady feels a breeze it’s not the wind, it’s just the air getting out of his way.