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Jets Suck -- 2015 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion


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OF COURSE they'll get better on the field, this was inevitable. They had $50 million in cap space (a large percentage of which they squandered on Revis). None of that changes their slimy organization or cretinous fan base any.

I wish I could "like" this post 50 times.

The suck comes from the inside out with the Jets. Of course, it was amazing how Rex managed to be Mr Jet so consistently. But they sucked with poor old Herm and Eric the Perfidious Penguin so I'm pretty sure the poison will leak to the surface again this season.
 
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With Cromartie and Revis they are going to have an incredible secondary. Decker and Marshall very good receivers as well. It's just a shame Jets don't have anybody to throw them the ball.

Cromartie is one of the most inconsistent players in the league and no one but the Jets were beating a path to his door. Arizona showed absolutely no interest. The Jets had no problem letting him walk a year ago. Now he's a part of an "incredible" secondary?

Decker "very good"? I'd go with "pretty average", myself.
 
OF COURSE they'll get better on the field, this was inevitable. They had $50 million in cap space (a large percentage of which they squandered on Revis). None of that changes their slimy organization or cretinous fan base any.

Ding ding ding ding ding!!!!

This is exactly why most fans simply don't get it. When teams have a huge amount of cap space, the fact they are filling it with "good" players means absolutely nothing; we won't know if these were good moves for a while, but often times they are not as good as they appear to be. Next year, they will not have all this cap space, so it becomes important that the players aren't just good but are also good VALUE. Teams tend to forget that when they have tons of space and it seems like "why not" in approaching huge deals.

Take the Bills with Mario Williams; it appeared to be a deal where they were gladly overpaying, since they had the space to do it, why not, right? Except the next two years, their cap situation tightens (due in part to those contracts), and then you see the consequences of overpaying when you have little to work with and wish you had spent more wisely to fill your roster when you had the chance.

The WORST thing a team can do is what the Jets did, which is purposely clear out a ton of cap space for a huge, free agent frenzy of an offseason. Teams like Tampa Bay and Washington go through this cycle every few years. Why is it bad? Here's why:

1. With tons of cap space, teams are almost forced to overpay and go after big, huge deals that will help them to spend the free money they have. However, their deals are dependent on the market rather than on the direction that makes most sense for them. In addition, we know that the outbidding approach to free agency is a terrible, failing idea. It is almost impossible to get good value when you are paying more than any other team is willing to pay, simply because you can afford it and there's pressure on you to make something happen.

2. There is inherently more risk in signing free agents at top dollar when they are coming from another organization. Too many examples to name, but that is the name of the game here when you have an enormous amount of money to spend.

3. Because you are bringing in many free agents all at once, it is more likely that the team chemistry is going to break, or at the least, not gell. It almost never works out when teams try to rebuild almost entirely through free agency, rather than using free agency to fill in holes.

4. It messes up the internal team pay structure and causes drafted players to become upset at management when they are not getting their pay day but the team is throwing buckets of money, often to players who don't deserve it. Why do you think the Jets can never keep their franchise players like Abraham, Revis (first time around), etc.?
 
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The Jets are without any doubt a more talented team then they were in 2014 and they will definitely be better but it would be hard for them to be worse so I'm not sure that's saying anything. I don't know anything about their new GM but they have definitely been overspending in his first year there. Bowles is a really good hire imo but we will see if he can get them past decades of dysfunction? With ownership like that it will be a huge challenge.
 
I'm not sure if the Jets will have the capital to move all b the way up to the Patriots first pick in the first round (#6 overall), or if the Patriots would make a deal with them, but if they want to trade their second, a first next year and are willing to eat the guaranteed money and throw in Revis then I think Belichick would make the deal and give them a shot at Mariota.
 
The Jets don't really get better. They just suck less some years.
I wonder, does suckage compound annually? Because the Green Beans are entering their 46th year of sucking without a title. Their accrued suckage is off the charts!

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Rex Ryan's karmic debts were on full display when Geno Smith threw a perfect game in Rex's last game as HC of the Jets.

Geno: "I tried to do right by you, Coach!"
Rex: "Yeah, Geno. Ya did f'in great."
 
I wonder, does suckage compound annually? Because the Green Beans are entering their 46th year of sucking without a title.

The Jets have not won a Super Bowl in the modern era - i.e. since 1970 when the AFL joined the NFL.

Back then (SB 3), LBJ was President, we had not gone to the Moon, and 8-tracks were cool.
 
The Jets have not won a Super Bowl in the modern era - i.e. since 1970 when the AFL joined the NFL.
Revisionist historians are beginning to question whether it actually happened, citing deteriorating analog records of the 1969 event as "unreliable" and "sketchy." Compounding doubt is the fact that many alleged eyewitnesses either are dead, drunk, or suffering from Alzheimers. Among survivors of that era are several aged Colts fans who deny their team was beaten by the upstart Jets.
 
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Revisionist historians are beginning to question whether it actually happened, citing deteriorating analog records of the 1969 event as sketchy.

Fraudger Goodjet would never let that happen to his team.
 
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The Jets have not won a Super Bowl in the modern era - i.e. since 1970 when the AFL joined the NFL.

Back then (SB 3), LBJ was President, we had not gone to the Moon, and 8-tracks were cool.

It's kind of surreal to realize that the Jets have sucked through the 8-track, cassette, CD and MP3 eras!

Also they've sucked through LBJ -> Nixon -> Ford -> Carter -> Reagan -> GHWB -> Clinton -> GWB -> Obama.

That's generations of suckage!
 
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