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2nd Team Getting Their First Start
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Ok, a little mid-week fun to take the edge off...
By now, we have all heard Rex Ryan's "kick BB's ass" comments, but just to refresh your memory:
"As much as I respect and admire Bill Belichick, I came here to kick his ass, and that's the truth. That's just the way it is," Ryan said.
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Here are Belichick's responses, with the "what he really meant" in paranthesis!
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When BB says:
"They're a real impressive team. Rex has done a real good job with the makeup of the team and the way that they've performed and come through in a lot of clutch situations."
BB means:
("Rex MUST be a great coach to win with that band of loudmouths and idiots")
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When BB says:
"Whether it's been offense, defense, special teams, they've been able to make the plays that they need to make to win."
BB means:
("Is this the luckiest friggin' team you have ever seen or what?")
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Bill was then told of Rex's "kick ass" comment.
When BB says:
"Sure, that's understandable. There's no love lost out there between those two teams. We both want to win. That's what we're here for, Jets and the Patriots. I mean, both teams are walking out onto the field to come out victorious."
BB means:
("Why do I have to explain this stuff to you jackasses every week? After all the years you have been covering this team, you should know I am all about talking football and could not care less about all this other stupid babble!")
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Belichick was then asked if he was amused by Rex Ryan.
When BB says:
"I don't really worry about everybody else. I'm trying to get this team ready to play. I'm not surprised that they expect to win and that they're confident they're going to win."
BB means:
("Amused by him? No. What will be amusing, though, is how I wipe up the field with that fat-ass piece of cr@p. You want amusing? Look at Coach Whopper's face after we finish with the Jets on Monday night. That'll be amusing.")
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By now, we have all heard Rex Ryan's "kick BB's ass" comments, but just to refresh your memory:
"As much as I respect and admire Bill Belichick, I came here to kick his ass, and that's the truth. That's just the way it is," Ryan said.
-----------------------------------------------
Here are Belichick's responses, with the "what he really meant" in paranthesis!
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When BB says:
"They're a real impressive team. Rex has done a real good job with the makeup of the team and the way that they've performed and come through in a lot of clutch situations."
BB means:
("Rex MUST be a great coach to win with that band of loudmouths and idiots")
-----------------------------------------------
When BB says:
"Whether it's been offense, defense, special teams, they've been able to make the plays that they need to make to win."
BB means:
("Is this the luckiest friggin' team you have ever seen or what?")
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Bill was then told of Rex's "kick ass" comment.
When BB says:
"Sure, that's understandable. There's no love lost out there between those two teams. We both want to win. That's what we're here for, Jets and the Patriots. I mean, both teams are walking out onto the field to come out victorious."
BB means:
("Why do I have to explain this stuff to you jackasses every week? After all the years you have been covering this team, you should know I am all about talking football and could not care less about all this other stupid babble!")
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Belichick was then asked if he was amused by Rex Ryan.
When BB says:
"I don't really worry about everybody else. I'm trying to get this team ready to play. I'm not surprised that they expect to win and that they're confident they're going to win."
BB means:
("Amused by him? No. What will be amusing, though, is how I wipe up the field with that fat-ass piece of cr@p. You want amusing? Look at Coach Whopper's face after we finish with the Jets on Monday night. That'll be amusing.")
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