Covid Tests Positive for Jete

[ctpatsfan77]

BREAKING NEWS: Lawrence now contemplating seppuku.

He's not a senior.

 

[Dingleberry]

Now this is the definition of pathetic.

The first time the words "positive" and "Jets" could be used in the same sentence this year, it refers to a disease test. What a franchise!

 

[JetFan79]

Damn it. We missed practice.

Now we might lose.

 

[Bill Lee]

He's not a senior.

No problem, the Jete will just suck for two straight years.

They've been doing it for over 50 already, they've got lots of practice.

Maybe Lawrence should be getting his Canadian work permits in order.

 

[The Brandon Five]

Thread title needs to be fixed: Covid tests positive for Jete stank.

This pandemic has met its match.

 

[Joker]

"we might lose"...gee whiz golly gee JetFan, whatever gave you THAT idea?

 

[Froob]

<low hanging fruit joke>We know it wasn't a receiver cause they can't catch anything

I can’t believe they have Berrios and Hogan starting, hell I think I saw David Patten out there

 

[One-If-By-Sea]

I can’t believe they have Berrios and Hogan starting, hell I think I saw David Patten out there

And PatsFans' forum thinks our wide receivers suck!!! The Jets are starting our castoffs.

 

[SHOWTIME15]

It has been reported the Jete test was a false positive....however, they still remain a true positive for suckage...

 

[SEA_Pat]

This is brilliant! Once COVID-19 catches the Jete virus, it won't be able to defeat anything.

 

[Nikolai]

A false positive for the Jete makes sense...it’s the only way to fail a Covid test

 

[Steve102]

A false positive for the Jete makes sense...it’s the only way to fail a Covid test

So... to follow up on my last post, the Jete can even pass a Covid test. It's like the gift that keeps on giving.

 

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