The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

some idiot that goes by jetster or some idiotic jet something on JI posts this thread whining about "you Patriots fan have nothing..if you didn't have Brady and if you didn't have Belichick...you would have nothing and you will have nothing...because when they leave you'll have nothing ..and then you'll see ...you'll see...my Jets are the best and all of you are nobody and nobody plays for your team and my Jets have the best players in the world and Rex will coach for the next ten years!!...you'll see...just wait...wait until Brady and Belichick are gone...you were never nothing...you got lucky...I hate you..all of you...you just wait!!!!"..

I admit, reading that board once a day is a guilty pleasure of mine...so much unintentional stupidity spewing like a geyser of insanity the entire day...one idiot has actually broken it down into penalties that caused the Jets to lose, otherwise they would have won both games they played against the Pats this season by 21 points or more....it's all because Goodell, a lifelong Jets fan since he was a child,ex-employee of and recipient of Jets owner Leon Hess's recommendation to the NFL as a hire is in Bob Kraft's pocket and has been screwing the Jets because he's a Patriot fan....how this idiot can just vomit this forth with the knowledge that Goodell is from where HE is from and is EXACTLY like him as far as PROVEN Jet fandom, is the greatest mystery in sports history...an entire fanbase of sub 80 IQ trogs walking around hallucinating if/then scenarios and claiming they are real...amazing...if I was younger I'd go back to school and get a degree in psychiatry...I'd never run out of green beans patients...never.

First thing you should ask a Jest when he talks about sex....

What did you use a knife a gun or were Skittles enough.

Young Jests fan who had sex for the first time walks up to His father holding his butt and askes "Dad does Sex always hurt this much?" His father replies "get use to it son, your ass is going to hurt every Sunday"

are you suggesting that Murk Sanchez might be a sexual predator of underaged, naive teenies...and uses his NFL funded wealth to lure these under 18 trollops to Casa Sanchez and the Boom Boom Room?

gotta admit...that is plausible...very very plausible

Joker said:

are you suggesting that Murk Sanchez might be a sexual predator of underaged, naive teenies...and uses his NFL funded wealth to lure these under 18 trollops to Casa Sanchez and the Boom Boom Room?

gotta admit...that is plausible...very very plausible

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I forgot about Mark "the Ice Cream Man" Sancheeze. In the off season he does a lot of kids parties. I think he feels right at home with them.

and he and Wrecksie the Toe Sniffing Degenerate and Pl-ex-con Burress and Felonius Sanphonyho go out every Thursday to some local spot for ice cream and to "shoot the breeze"...right...an ice cream parlor...and who frequents ice cream parlors???...young teenies?....it's getting bad...it's getting Penn St. bad...

why is everything in NY about "balls" and "toes" and other sexual double entendres?

Ray Ray19 speaks, i wonder if the 19 stands for his IQ.

Rex is doing EXACTLY what he needs to do, for THIS team THIS YEAR... It's on! - Jets Insider.com Forums

Any fan that thinks Rex should shut up, and that the talking needs to stop.

Please take your skirt, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, and FIND ANOTHER SPORT TO ROOT for.

Seriously, there is no other way to put it.

This isn't equestrian, this isn't golf, this isn't a tea party.

It's FOOTBALL.

Final two weeks of the season, the Jets have NO choice but to win out and secure their spot in the playoff race.

Rex knows EXACTLY what he's doing, and message he's sending his players their is only ONE position to have, and that is to be ready for WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read that and it made me want to go out in the backyard to grab a weasel and shave my 3 day old beard...

OK you guys send me to those Jets sewer boards, so it's your fault.
Can I ask, no BEG, Tom Brady to please, please, PLEASE not let any more goat holding or scary, scary waterside photos be taken of him? Jets fans love that stuff and use it as their avatars.

PatsWickedPissah said:

OK you guys send me to those Jets sewer boards, so it's your fault.
Can I ask, no BEG, Tom Brady to please, please, PLEASE not let any more goat holding or scary, scary waterside photos be taken of him? Jets fans love that stuff and use it as their avatars.

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I rather have my QB do that than have sex with an underage chick. Pedochez.

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you got any classes in "The Jets SUCK!!"???....I could teach a few intro/survey courses into this exciting new field of "fanfication"...

Not sure if this has been pointed out but Gronkowski has more yards than Slantonio Holmes and Plaxico Burrmiss combined and only one less touchdown.

VrabelJr said:

Not sure if this has been pointed out but Gronkowski has more yards than Slantonio Holmes and Plaxico Burrmiss combined and only one less touchdown.

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burress is slower than me...and holmes got paid big and then doesn't really try..plus he has sanchez throwing to him..that will make anyone suck

NinjaZX6R said:

I rather have my QB do that than have sex with an underage chick. Pedochez.

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Yup - they can get away with their avatars mocking Brady

But if we used avatars of what Sanchez does in his spare time we'd be arrested.

It's a bit unfair on one level, but I much prefer it that way too.

J E T S SUCK SUCK SUCK

Well going to be a hard toe to swallow from this loss.

Suck it FAT REX!!

Next week, besides rooting on my team, I will be a Bengals, Raiders and Titans fan.

Merry Christmas, Jet fans....we'll be back in a few days to discuss your future..in the meantime,enjoy the family and the gift giving and all the other things in your lives BESIDES being Jet fans...do yourselves that favor.

Uh, I'm messing with yahoo's playoff generator and I think the Jets need to beat Miami and losses by Cinci, Oakland, AND, Tennessee.

Am I missing something?