The Onion: Several NFL teams express interest in . . .

[ctpatsfan77]

For those who need a laugh today.

Several NFL Teams Express Interest In Your Sister | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

:singing:

 

[Ivan]

Too late. Elway gave her 100 million 20 minutes ago.

 

[Dillon46]

I wouldn't mind the "services" from that girl in the photo......don't have the cap space or "Elway's legal weed" outside of offering my roommates stash of Ramen

 

[OhExaulted1]

What do you think I could get for my sister?

 

[Dillon46]

Oooh I like facial piercings......

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

I have expressed my interest in Gisele's sister...

Yes, for those of you who are still not convinced that Brady has made a deal with the Devil, Gisele has a twin sister...

 

[Ivan]

Well, now we know why Elway considers it like "dating"

 

[convertedpatsfan]

Like Jimmy Graham, I have to ask whether she is a tight end or a wide receiver...