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Since it's song night, let me repurpose a parody I did a few years ago:
BECAUSE OF THEM
[Sung to Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You"]
They will still make the same mistakes they used to
They can't stop themselves from causing so much misery
They will not win the way the Pats did
They suck so bad
They learned the hard way, they'll never ever get that far
Because of them
(Mark never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of them
(They learned to play on the safe side so they don't get hurt)
Because of them
(Fans find its hard to trust
The QB and the entire roster)
Because of them
JEST fans are afraid
They lost their way
And it's not too long before they figured out
They cannot cry
Because they knows that's weakness in fans' eyes
Rex forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
In every press conference
Fans' heart can't possibly break
'Cause they weren't even there to start with
Because of them
(Mark never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of them
(They learned to play on the safe side so they don't get hurt)
Because of them
(Fans find its hard to trust
The QB and the entire roster)
Because of them
JEST fans are afraid
Fans watch them choke
Fans hear them whine
After every beatdown
They are so proud
They should have known better than to throw those picks
They never read the defense
They just see their pain
And now fans cry
In the middle of the night
Cause they've . . . GOT . . . NO . . . RINGS!
Because of them
(Mark never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of them
(They learned to play on the safe side so they don't get hurt)
Because of them
(Fans try their hardest just to forget every loss)
Because of them
(They don't want to watch the Patriots win)
Because of them
Fans are ashamed of their team
Because they're chokers
Because of them
JEST fans are afraid
Because of them
Because of them
BECAUSE OF THEM
[Sung to Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You"]
They will still make the same mistakes they used to
They can't stop themselves from causing so much misery
They will not win the way the Pats did
They suck so bad
They learned the hard way, they'll never ever get that far
Because of them
(Mark never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of them
(They learned to play on the safe side so they don't get hurt)
Because of them
(Fans find its hard to trust
The QB and the entire roster)
Because of them
JEST fans are afraid
They lost their way
And it's not too long before they figured out
They cannot cry
Because they knows that's weakness in fans' eyes
Rex forced to fake, a smile, a laugh
In every press conference
Fans' heart can't possibly break
'Cause they weren't even there to start with
Because of them
(Mark never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of them
(They learned to play on the safe side so they don't get hurt)
Because of them
(Fans find its hard to trust
The QB and the entire roster)
Because of them
JEST fans are afraid
Fans watch them choke
Fans hear them whine
After every beatdown
They are so proud
They should have known better than to throw those picks
They never read the defense
They just see their pain
And now fans cry
In the middle of the night
Cause they've . . . GOT . . . NO . . . RINGS!
Because of them
(Mark never strays too far from the pocket)
Because of them
(They learned to play on the safe side so they don't get hurt)
Because of them
(Fans try their hardest just to forget every loss)
Because of them
(They don't want to watch the Patriots win)
Because of them
Fans are ashamed of their team
Because they're chokers
Because of them
JEST fans are afraid
Because of them
Because of them
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