Randy Moss is a dog-faker

[IcyPatriot]

Did he mean poodle-faker? At least I know what that is. What a dog-faker is, I have no idea.

NASA's super computer is hard at work ... still no answer.

 

[Haley]

Soon we shall have the answer! Well, either that or Global Thermal Nuclear War.

 

[Nikolai]

I'm glad someone resurrected this thread.

Then again, it will educate all the new guys around on what is meant by the term "dog-faker". I believe Meriweather wears the mantle now.

 

[Kontradiction]

I just realized that I never posted in this thread. That's changing now.

 

[eagle eye]

YouTube - Randy Moss Untouchable

YouTube - Randy Moss vs.The Real Randy Moss Mask!

 

[IcyPatriot]

I'm glad someone resurrected this thread.

Then again, it will educate all the new guys around on what is meant by the term "dog-faker". I believe Meriweather wears the mantle now.

could be Ingram ... we'll know soon.

 

[MoLewisrocks]

If Ian's recent Moss policy has any teeth Icy should be iced for bumping this year old thread... Not to mention there should be consequences for bumping year old threads, period.

 

[voluntarysaftey]

YouTube - Randy Moss Untouchable

YouTube - Randy Moss vs.The Real Randy Moss Mask!

Awesome first video. The ending of his first season sucked, but the journey was incredible. Many ppl are down on him now, but I'd say he easily far surpassed expectations -- both in performance and in overall attitude / behavoir for the 3.25 years.

 

[West Philly Patriot]

This thread was epic.

And that catch over jonathon joseph's shoulder in the EZ against the bangles was soo rediculous nice tribute vid.

 

[Nikolai]

If Ian's recent Moss policy has any teeth Icy should be iced for bumping this year old thread... Not to mention there should be consequences for bumping year old threads, period.

He wasn't the one who bumped it.

 

[Kontradiction]

If Ian's recent Moss policy has any teeth Icy should be iced for bumping this year old thread... Not to mention there should be consequences for bumping year old threads, period.

 

[Haley]

He wasn't the one who bumped it.

Well whoever bumped it, I'm glad for. I had no idea what people were talking about in these other threads. I wasn't here a year ago.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Maybe it's just me but after all these posts I STILL have no clue as to what a dog faker is. Wait! Anyone here have Michael Vick's email addy?

 

[TBradyOwnsYou]

Well whoever bumped it, I'm glad for. I had no idea what people were talking about in these other threads. I wasn't here a year ago.

I refuse to read a year old thread. However, I will post in it.
Anyone care to summarize?
I can only assume it goes like this:

Guy 1: Moss doesn't try. He doesn't block, he stops half way through routes, he complains when he doesn't get the ball, blah blah blah.
Guy 2: He's a dogfaker!
Guy 3: wtf is a dogfaker?
Guy 1: It's Randy Moss.
Guy 4: We should trade him!
Guys 5-15: WTF?! Are you CRAZY? (insert stats from previous years)
Guy 2: [insert picture of moss slacking on a route] DOGFAKER!
Guys 16-25: omgz trade moss!!@%#
Guy 26: It's Brady's fault. He isn't recovered from his knee yet.
Guys 27-50: WTFRAWRBRADYSTATSAHHHHHHHHHH!
Guy 2: DOGFAKER!
Guy 3: srsly, wtf isa dogfakr
--------1 year later--------
Guy 51: lol, figured I'd remind everyone of this post!
Guy 52: haha
Guy 3: i still dont no whut a dogfaker is
Guys 53-60: old post rawr!, lolz and pictures!
Guy 61: random guess at summary, proving that guy 61 is extremely bored
[YOUR POST HERE]

 

[TheComeback]

Classic.

Seriously, how can you get your panties in a knot over an internet thread. Lighten up people.

 

[Steamer86]

If Ian's recent Moss policy has any teeth Icy should be iced for bumping this year old thread... Not to mention there should be consequences for bumping year old threads, period.

I think someone takes the online forum a little too seriously. Maybe you can get a mall cop job and enforce the traffic in food court...

 

[Kid~Brady]

Speaking of Moss, he has no catches for the day so far. I wonder if he's gonna throw a fit?

Carry on...

 

[IcyPatriot]

If Ian's recent Moss policy has any teeth Icy should be iced for bumping this year old thread... Not to mention there should be consequences for bumping year old threads, period.

i guess I better not bend over ... someone might bump me the wrong way.

 

[Disco Volante]

Perhaps the word has roots from this.

poodle-faker
n
(Historical Terms) Slang, old-fashioned a young man or newly commissioned officer who makes a point of socializing with women; ladies' man