PFT: Sanchez learns new system with help of traffic light

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  1. Patspsycho

    Patspsycho Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

  2. MoLewisrocks

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    I assumed last week when Cryin' said he was taking over personal responsibility for Sanchez carelessness with the pigskin that nothing good would come of it... Wait for the finger pointing when he's throwing INTS on green and getting sacked on red and yellow...
  3. ctpatsfan77

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    And to think, they could have just drafted Brian Hoyer. . . . :p
  4. Metaphors

    Metaphors In the Starting Line-Up


    "Three. That is three inter... No. FOUR! Four Interceptions! Hah, hah, hah!"
  5. PatsWickedPissah

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    Do not, I repeat do NOT let "The Onion" see this!
    Wait! Maybe this IS "The Onion"

    I'm starting to actually feel pity for JETS fans, though arrogant bastids that they be
  6. muzz

    muzz Supporter Supporter

    I knew we should have started weaning you off those Meds ya gotcha self some brain damage Da mnit !!
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  7. PatsWickedPissah

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    This gem from a fan at Jets Insider as Jet fans reel in shock and embarrasment over Ryan's Red Light Green Light games, "In other news, Rex has decided to simplify the blitzing packages to get more pressure. Rex will now use the code words "Red Rover". He will be making calls such as "Red Rover, Red Rover, send Revis right over".
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  8. Wide_Receiver

    Wide_Receiver Banned

    Don't go to a Jets board and tell them how dumb this sounds. They take it really personal. I suggested that the Jets offensive coaching staff is the worst in football and of course I don't know what I'm talking about because my favorite team traded Wes Welker.
  9. PatsWickedPissah

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    See, there is an occasional bit of intelligence from a Jet fan
  10. cartmen

    cartmen Third String But Playing on Special Teams

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    I'd hate to be him I always sucked at this game in kindygarden. I always lost my balance and landed flat on my face. May be a prediction of whats to come :D

    edit: Maybe they will sit down the Oline and teach them the game of Buck Buck. I just hope Fat Albert doesn't come a runnin!
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  11. muzz

    muzz Supporter Supporter

    What are they gonna do at recess, play dodge ball?
  12. Phokus

    Phokus Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    I'm going to get mark sanchez a coloring book for Christmas :D
  13. muzz

    muzz Supporter Supporter

    Think he could handle Paint By Numbers yet?
  14. Wide_Receiver

    Wide_Receiver Banned

    This thread has already been fun but has the potential to extremely entertaining.
  15. Frezo

    Frezo In the Starting Line-Up

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    "Hey coach, can we try Simon Says?"
  16. PatsfanGlo

    PatsfanGlo On the Game Day Roster

    Guess they just need crayons, glue and scissors for their playbook. I mean you hear talk of dumbing down the playbook but this takes the cake. :D
  17. Patriot_in_NY

    Patriot_in_NY Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

    In other news;

    The JETS installed a new playbook for the rest of the season:

  18. patsfan-1982

    patsfan-1982 In the Starting Line-Up

    if the jets where smart they would have stayed at pick #17and picked (Percy Harvin) to play next to Jerricho Cotchery

    draft a QB in the 2th or 3rd round to play next year and signed jeff garcia to play this year

    but they give up all dose pick's and put there season in the hand's of a rookie and then traded for a WR and they cant get him the ball

    they cold have been at lest a wild card team if they had a ok QB

    but that's why the jets are the jets lol you got to love it
  19. Rob0729

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    Maybe Pete Carroll was wrong. If he is playing red light, green light; maybe he should have stayed in Pop Warner not college for another year.

    Seriously, if they are starting this crap 11 weeks into the season, this guy wasn't ready to be starting in the NFL.
  20. stinkypete

    stinkypete In the Starting Line-Up

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    Mark Sanchez, slave to the traffic light
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