Peter Kings and SI power ratings revised

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  1. pherein

    pherein In the Starting Line-Up

    My revised power rating is based off of Peter Kings and SI's methodology, Im pretty accurate but hope you correct if you find a small problem.


    1. Saints = Because Im a Homer
    2. Patriots = Because Im an american, and a suck up, and if I didn't rank them second people would give me 1 star on my thread.
    3. Packers = This team should actually be in San Francisco, but any way, I like the fact that they are named after a job.
    4. Colts = Because I want to rank them as high as possible everywhere so when they fall to #32 it hurts more.
    5. 49ers = I like gold, and its really close to that other number I like.
    6. Ravens = edger allen poe freaked me out with that book
    7. Jets = Because we have to get to the airport 3 hrs early to catch ours, so Im pretty sure they will come to the game 3 hrs early, thats my logic. That and I like green.
    8. Giants = They're bigger than everyone else, plus they have a QB named after God, that cant hurt.
    9. Redskins = Revenge, you know its going to happen some time. No ones happy just running casinos.
    10. Cowboys = Because cowboys and indians are always together and I didn't want to be scalped so I put the Indians first. Plus Romo is a prefect name for a clown, and I like clowns.
    11. Texans = Because it occurred to me how funny it would be if this team was move to LA.
    12. Falcons = Because it occurred to me how funny it would be if this team was move to LA.
    13. Eagles = Because I cant get this song out of my head YouTube - Fly Like An Eagle Steve Miller Band
    14. Bengals = Because who dosnt like Winnie the poo and tiger too. Unfortunately late in the season I think immigration will catch on to mr. Ochocinco, his deportation will cost the team.
    15. Chargers = I use one with my phone everyday
    16. Vikings = "Whats in your wallet", love that. Not sure what it means thou.
    17. Steelers = I think the name speaks for itself, never turn your back on these guys. Its obviously how many towels they take from hotels.
    18. Jaguars = Sweet car bad gas milage no way they make it, plus again Del Rio will be deported , please
    19. Dolphins = Love tuna, only one thing better
    20. Bucs = I really thought there team name was longer than this
    21. Lions = that is so close to lie-in its not funny. That and how can anything in Detroit be considered a part of a "pride"
    22. Titans = This isn't gum?
    23. Raiders = Somalian pirates with your little boats please
    24. Chiefs = Um please read #9
    25. Broncos = Worst ford truck even made
    26. Bears = In hibernation
    27. Browns = How can you be a team called the browns and wear orange, they will never win anything again. call me Nastradamus
    28. Rams = perfect for LA they need to go back.
    29. Seahawks = Im confused is this an NFL team
    30. Panthers = Don't get me wrong I love pickles, I just don't see Claussen passing the test YouTube - The Pickle Snap Test
    31. Cardinals = sin
    32. Bills = recession thats why there last
    Last edited: May 19, 2010
  2. nashvillepatsfan

    nashvillepatsfan In the Starting Line-Up

    Nicely done. These were my favorites
  3. eagle eye

    eagle eye In the Starting Line-Up

    #85 Jersey

    Well for me its

    Browns - That colour is so apt.
  4. Gwedd

    Gwedd Supporter Supporter

    #11 Jersey


    Nicely done indeed. It was a pleasant change of pace after the biblical sermonizing on the Specter thread. :)
  5. Clonamery

    Clonamery Supporter Supporter

    The logic is Specter-like though and remind me of my school daze where everything had to have reason so one could be graded.
  6. PatsFanSince74

    PatsFanSince74 Supporter Supporter

    Thanks for the boost to #2. IMO, you don't have to be a homer to think that the Saints should be #1. I believe that the SB champ has earned the right to be #1 going into the next season until they show on the field that they don't deserve it.

    And, another team that "occurred to me how funny it would be if this team was move[d] to LA" is the Bills. Though the trendy set in LaLaLand would no doubt want to rename them the "Bison."
  7. jczxohn1

    jczxohn1 Supporter Supporter

    Or maybe the "Mammoth" and move the stadium to the La Brea Tar Pits.
  8. Brady2Welker

    Brady2Welker Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    Living in near LA I can testify that most people wouldn't notice a NFL franchise unless it's name rhymed with "aiders".
  9. Nikolai

    Nikolai Football Atheist Supporter

    #54 Jersey

    Fixed. Of course, I don't live in LA, but my brother does, and I've heard plenty about the attention that sports receive there. It's a good thing, otherwise we wouldn't have that great east coast bias in the sports media. :cool:
  10. Brady2Welker

    Brady2Welker Third String But Playing on Special Teams

    I commented that in the PatsCast thread, sports aren't big in Socal to begin with, however, the Raiders are golden to some of the Mexicans + African Americans (not being racist, tis a fact)
  11. fourthandmiles

    fourthandmiles On the Game Day Roster

    You forgot:

    33. The Farves- I think 21 of these little effers were cloned from Brett about 10 years ago, being raised on a secret plantation in LA and they are just now old enough to suit up. They will do it all. Block catch and play defense interchangebly. Of course the old man plays QB. Next year they win it all.
  12. pherein

    pherein In the Starting Line-Up

    Thats funny the Bisons.

    Thou they might figure hmmmm....Bills = Dolla = Bling

    The LA Bling Blings

    oh and I forgot

    14. Bengals = Because transvestites scare me. They may be perfect for SF.
  13. shakadave

    shakadave In the Starting Line-Up

    Overlooked here is the quality of Pherein's original Peter King parody. Quality stuff.
  14. VJCPatriot

    VJCPatriot Pro Bowl Player

    There's some funny stuff there. Hard to be funny for all 32 teams though, but nice effort.
  15. pherein

    pherein In the Starting Line-Up

    You know the cool thing about posting here sometimes, is your pretty intelligent people. So posting a far out parody of kings thought process is picked up really quick. Not as funny as I would have liked, but what can you do with a 15 minutes. King and SI are almost always wrong, at this point. Funny enough I was serious about the rankings, except for the Saints, I think they are 3rd then move up the list.

    GB doesn't have our offense but are very well rounded on both sides of the ball. NE same plus a great QB you were #2 or 3 on offense last year and #8 on defense.
    Last edited: May 21, 2010
  16. ausbacker

    ausbacker Brady > Manning. Supporter

    #87 Jersey

    I think I'm becoming a little homo for you pherein. I hope that's OK ;).

    It's always nice to have outside contributions that go deeper than my team is better than the Patriots or my player is better than this Patriots player. The relationship that you've established with this board is what many visiting contributers should be aiming to achieve.
    Last edited: May 21, 2010
  17. pherein

    pherein In the Starting Line-Up

    oh my lol ausbacker, thanks, your words are much appreciated you have taught me allot about the NE people and its culture, I thank you for that . I do consider it a privilege to be here, and am appreciative that thou some do not share my views, they are kind to me.

    anyone who has the ability to think is very nervous of the the patriots, and thats not because I am posting here, its common sense. NO #1 offense, #12-26 defense. NE a constant #3 offense #11 defense ( #8 defense most of the year). Plus you add Brady and it becomes a daunting task. I know Brady wants the 4th, that makes him equal to the best .
    just being realistic.

    I do hope Brees can win, but he will never be in the same class as Joe Montana, Terry Bradshaw, Tom Brady,and for the record, 3 rings is almost imposable, unless your actually that good. Cant tell you how much the SB ment to us, because you already know. Just know we are not underestimating the storm from the north, your the best in the AFC, and I can prove it ( just ask and I will ), I just hope we will meet you and give you the game you deserve. Most thought Payton was taking the SB lightly these are his words. I dont think we can beat you in a playoffs game, just a simple fact, Brady is the best QB in the NFL.

    But we want another shot, and Im pretty sure you do also.

    "'You guys,'" I said, starting softly. "'You guys remind me of a team that's just happy to be here. ... There's a lot of things I don't do well. But I have very good intuition. It'd gotten me to this point in my career. Part of that is developed. Part of it's innate. But I can, and I do, pay attention. And I have a good sense of what is going on here. ... My intuition tells me you guys are in for a rude awakening this coming weekend. I can smell an *** kickin' on the way. I can smell a team that looks like they're just happy to be in the Super Bowl. You guys reek of that team.'"

    but Id rank us 3-4th in the NFL, we have allot of things to fix and got lucky
    Last edited: May 22, 2010
  18. VJCPatriot

    VJCPatriot Pro Bowl Player

    That's an awesome motivational speech. And Payton had it nailed. If the Saints had gone into the Bowl with the attitude of "we're just happy to be here", the Colts would have crushed them. They needed to be as focused as they were and on top of their game to win. And I'm very glad that they did.

    Not only does New Orleans the city deserve that win, and the team earned that win, but if the Saints had lost it would have really sucked. I mean who really wants to listen to PM is the GOAT talk on and on and on plus media ballwashing? Even now there are still some mediots who cling to PM's ballsack like a suckling pig. But at least there are fewer of them now and they don't sound as fanatically convinced!
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