OT: Onion Sports 2010 NFL Team-By-Team Guide

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  1. weswelker#83

    weswelker#83 In the Starting Line-Up

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    Not really funny, just vulgar and profane.

    JMHO.
     
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    I normally find The Onion funny... but that line about Brady getting injured pissed me off.
     
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    Not really funny but the Sanchez reference was a bit humourous
     
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    the best one about the pats has been covered, the whole miami one was funny though, putting all the focus on the heat rather than the fins, though the "dissapoint like never before" line was pretty good
     
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    Most of these are great.
     
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    lighten up, that was funny. If that's the worst they could say about the Pats, then that's a compliment anyways.
     
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    Yes.... they are resigned to the Patriots winning the Division again, despite everyone else's prayers for them to have a 4-12 season. :rocker:
     
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    This is funny as all hell. The Onion is always spot on.
     
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    Can I chip in $10 to buy you a sense of humor? :rolleyes:





    Those were funny but the take on others are even funnier especially the Cowboys.
     
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    I'm still laughing about the Raiders' entry. Vikings too.
     
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    The Onion is pretty funny if you have the acquired taste for it. Let's be honest, it's all a bit of jest and if the way people compete with the Patriots is through needing Brady on the sidelines, then so be it.
     
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    I liked it. For some reason this Broncos entry made me giggle:

    Player To Watch: Brady Quinn should have an interesting year, as he has been vigorously studying the Denver phone book
     
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    The Patriots are an old team?
     
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    Except the Brady remark, I found it very funny :) Rex Ryan leading by example :)
     
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    Why? That's how most non-Pats fans honestly feel about the Pats. Miami's intangibles and the Jets' strengths are the best parts about that one. Good stuff, as usual, from The Onion.
     
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    Thought the Brady remark was envious to be honest. Not sure they really want to see him hurt
     
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    Yeah I know, I still don't like to see it :) It's like if I saw something that said they wanted Gerrard or Torres injured, I'd be annoyed at that :)
     
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    my favourite.

     
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    You and I are destined never to be buddies..


    ;)
     
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