New Mascot For Jets Game

[PaulThePat]

How about giving Pat Patriot the night off and for one game only the Patriots unveil their new mascot...."Eric The Rat". Surely a man size rat costume could be found...stick a Jets top on it and replace the numbers with a big letter "E". The big rat could even carry a cardboard camera and patrol the area around the jets sideline.

It will never happen but I think I'd die laughing if it did :rocker:

 

[Joker]

How about Pat Patriot luring Eric the Rat with a big foam piece of cheese into a giant rat trap?

 

[Patradomous]

I hope to hell I see somebdoy with a firemans helmet with mouse ears on it.Leading the cheer R-A-T-S Rats! Rats! Rats!.

 

[FreeTedWilliams]

The AFL-CIO has a mammoth 20 foot high inflatable rat that they break out for stirike breakers

just put a Jets jacket on him and that should do it.

P.s. a sign that reads...

Eric, do you know what happens to people who eat a Vesuvio, and rat on their old boss????

 

[BlitzFritz]

I love it!!
I am going to the RATS game -- maybe I need to rethink my usual Pats game gear....that would be too funny

 

[patological]

And all the fans who can't get their rodent gear together should at least be waving rat tails.

 

[PlattsFan]

Well, you can have the rat around there somewhere, but the Patriots mascot for that game should be the Grim Reaper. He should just stand, silently, behind the Jets bench, occasionally stretching out a cold, clammy hand toward the team.

 

[MrTumnus]

yeah...... that's about got it!