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  1. everlong

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    10. Peyton rained on in Marino's house, forever linked
    9. Wide right!
    8. 4 INTs do Manning, Colts in
    7. Indy Bogged Down
    6. No Coronation
    5. Miami not lucky for Colts again
    4. Polian 0-5 in big game
    3. Mud Bowl, Colts fumble it away
    2. Take your pick, Manning throws 4
    1. Not Automatic, Vinitieri misses 3 FG/Game winner
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    Title: Manning becomes new "Dan Marino" in SB loss

    Sub-title: Blames Dungy, linemen, defense, and WR's for loss.



    EZ76
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    DA BEARS!

    A.P. Miami
    T he Chicago Bears upset the Indianapolis Colts 42 - 3 in Super Bowl XLI....
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    Belichick is a decent human.

    (Good luck on this one)
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    Rex Grossman after party lead to 6 arrests.
    Grossman first ever QB to play an entire game and win without clothes.
    Grossman legally changes name to Sexy Rexy.
    TOUCHDOWNS GALORE Rexy has 8.
    Just when you thought it couldnt get any worst, Grossman wins MVP.
    Grossman makes 22 ST's tackles to lead Bears to victory.



    I could keep going but i think these should suffice.
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    Headline: Fifty-three buses line up outside Colts lockerroom
    Subhead: Manning throws fit after Super Bowl loss, blames teammates and Dungy

    Headline: Colts receivers unprepared for physical Bears
    Subhead: Indianapolis GM Polian issues official protest, seeks hearing with NFL commissioner

    Headline: Colts GM Polian suffers cardiac arrest after loss, rushed to hospital

    Headline: 'Brothers' no longer: Dungy refuses to shake Smith's hand after 48-0 drubbing
    Subhead: Manning throws helmet at Grossman as Bears QB proclaims 'I'm going to Disney World!'
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2007
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    Polian loses it!!!!

    after an unfavorable outcome in superbowl XLI, Bill Polian attacks media member Ron Borges and during the scuffle both participants are arrested. The two are to remain behind bars until trial and are expected to get the maximum penalty - death by lethal injection.


    Patriots fans everywhere are said to be celebrating
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    Then proceeds to throw every member of his team under each individual bus.
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    Colts Bolt As Grizzly Bears Maul Man(ning)
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    But, realistically I imagine tomorrow's headlines will be very similar to last year's.

    [​IMG]

    Only this year they favor Manning of course. You know. Things like made up PI calls that give him the ball on the 1 yard line. Little things like that. Nothing too obvious.

    [​IMG]
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    Colts kicker misses 42 yard game winner- Bears prevail!
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    Manning Proves He Isn't Brady..... Again

    Sub: ....And Polian Proves His Formula Doesn't Work..... Again
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    Heading:

    After embarassing loss, Manning calls it a career. "I'm just not that good," a tearful Manning says as he heads for team bus. "I am going to focus on tv commercials," Manning proclaims.

    sub head: Dungy states in post game press conference that he will never fill the shoes of a Bill Belichick.
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    Extra Extra, Read All About It..........."the Polian Curse"
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    "Too Easy!" Says Superbowl MVP Urlacher

    During post game celebrations MVP shockingly claims Superbowl was not legit, they wanted to play the better team, a rematch of the 1986 Superbowl between the Bears and the New England Patriots.

    Peyton Blames Genetics

    Losing quarterback wishes Michael Irvin's ancestors would've donated to the Manning family.

    Custer Strikes From the Grave

    Lightning bolt hits unlucky Vinatieri during extra point attempt.
    Last edited: Feb 4, 2007
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    Beside Seeing this head line, I would like the morning papers to read.. Last 2 weeks all a dream, Pats heading to the super bowl.. Hey I could dream cant I.. ??:(
  17. everlong

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    It could happen. :eek:
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    Why yes, yes it could.
  19. jcdavey

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    sounds like what you guys really want to see is

    "NFC beats AFC and proves to be the better conference despite horrible regular season head to head record"
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    Hmmm, I suspect not.

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