[EDIT: Kinda NSFW] OT: SD Chargers field employee whittling during a game.

[mosi]

What an absolute dumb ass. You are in front of what, 50 thousand people! And I am surprised a cheerleader did not smack him for doing that.

 

[deroc5050]

Okay, it's probably because I am a chick and I am old, but I honestly thought the OP meant real whittling, with a knife and a piece of wood (no pun intended OMG), and I'm like, so what's the big problem? LOL.

I did too. I just can't believe he was stroking it right in front of all those people. Its unbelievable.. he needs professional help.

 

[Bill Lee]

This just in from the interwebs -- Masturbating Chargers security guard fired

You can't make this stuff up, his employer is called 'Elite Security'!

And their presser says:

Elite has confirmed that this guard did in fact pass all state and federal background screening processes and successfully completed all of the licensing requirements. There was nothing in the screening process that would indicate that this type of conduct was foreseeable.

Ya don't say!

So, now, how are you going to upgrade your screening process to indicate that the person being screened likes to bash the bishop in front of 65,000 people?

Well, at least the Chargers weren't the only thing getting beat in SD this weekend!

At least if it was a Raiders security guard I wouldn't be as surprised!

 

[Wheelman]

What the hell is wrong with this guy? If you're going to do that with all the camera's around at least go out with a bang and get close up behind her while you do it!

 

[FCB02062]

Pocket billiards....

 

[Koma]

I almost feel a little sympathy for this guy because his name is going to get out there, if it hasn't already. Going forward, whenever he applies for a job, his employer is going to do a search on him and find out he's "the masturbating security guard." This is going to follow him around for a long time. On the other hand, you kind of deserve what's coming (NPI) if you can't control your urges when you're in front of a stadium full of people, many of them with the ability to record your actions.

 

[shmessy]

Let he who has not done this at Gillette throw the 1st stone!

Yeah but our seats aren't that good.

 

[goheels22002]

 

[Wax Frog]

bash the bishop

First time I've seen that one! Maybe I don't get out enough (and maybe that's a good thing ).

 

[jboston19]

This must sum up nicely how that guy is feeling about now.

 

[Bill Lee]

I almost feel a little sympathy for this guy because his name is going to get out there, if it hasn't already. Going forward, whenever he applies for a job, his employer is going to do a search on him and find out he's "the masturbating security guard." This is going to follow him around for a long time. On the other hand, you kind of deserve what's coming (NPI) if you can't control your urges when you're in front of a stadium full of people, many of them with the ability to record your actions.

I think if you're willing to do a hand shandy in front of 65,000 people you've got bigger problems than finding your next security guard gig.

 

[NashuaPats]

Can we rename the team the San Diego Masterbaters or perhaps the San Diego Jerk Offs?

 

[TheBostonStraggler]

This is a rush to judgment when all the facts haven't yet been heard. Look, the NFL and television network have already formed a commission to investigate the matter. So unless people withhold judgment until commission members Johnson, Wang and Peters straighten it out, the whole thing could come to a head creating the kind of sticky situation that ends up leaving a real stain on the game.

 

[BradyFTW!]

Have to entertain yourself somehow, and the product on the field sure as hell isn't doing it.

 

[n6249c]

still can't decide whether the Buffalo bildo or the San Diego hand job is the high point of the season thus far....

 

[Schmo]

I almost feel a little sympathy for this guy because his name is going to get out there, if it hasn't already. Going forward, whenever he applies for a job, his employer is going to do a search on him and find out he's "the masturbating security guard." This is going to follow him around for a long time. On the other hand, you kind of deserve what's coming (NPI) if you can't control your urges when you're in front of a stadium full of people, many of them with the ability to record your actions.

I respectfully disagree with having even a hint of sympathy. This dude has disaster written all over his future simply because there's no alarm going off in his head saying, "Don't masturbate in front of 70k people." There's a huge crowd, but it's not a skin flute concert.

Imagine what this guy is capable of when he's alone with a woman. Would you want him to work with one of your female relatives? I'm glad his name is out there before he assaults someone.

 

[Jangles]

Probably a jets fan

 

[Tony2046]

still can't decide whether the Buffalo bildo or the San Diego hand job is the high point of the season thus far....

Imagine if Buffalo played the Chargers this season.

 

[NormZauchin]

Does the woman who took the video get charged with making pornography? And why was she so interested in the guy anyway?

 

[TheFlyingWedge]

What a freak