Caption this (Wilfork @ minicamp)

[ctpatsfan77]

Delivery guy: Two extra-large pizzas with everything?

Wilfork: Right here. NOW!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Ok Light, I'm talking to the hand. What next?

 

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Delivery guy: Two extra-large pizzas with everything?

Wilfork: Right here. NOW!

You see this hairline?

Caused by dressing up on halloween in a Batman mask too many times.

 

[Patspsycho]

"I'm the Big Dog in charge"

Namely, the best thing the Patriots have done this offseason- far better than the drafting they did, or any other offseason activity- by giving Wilfork a big fat contract, they are giving him the mojo to call out anyone, and the big stick he can walk around the locker room with. We need this professional leadership far more than anything.

I expect a defense that takes pride in itself, a defense that carries its head high, and walks with a swagger.

 

[Keyser Söze]

"Wil yoo Teech me footeball?"

 

[Rob0729]

$25 million in guaranteed money buys a lot of dome wax.

 

[NEGoldenAge]

I'm a little tea pot short and stout.

 

[Patstopia]

"Who got paid"

 

[RayClay]

Mr. Center? Hi, my name's Vince. I think I can fit this between your ribcage and any vital organs, but I'm not sure.

Want to try me?

 

[italia44]

I'm a little tea pot short and stout.

.......a nursery rhyme!.......excellent,my friend:rocker:

 

[N.Eman]

"Hey guys, this year the plays wont be on bradys left wrist, it'll be on my head"

 

[kjw]

And I, Bruno, will dive 1,000 feet...
into a block of cement.......

On my head, yet!

 

[Kontradiction]

Maybe it's just because he's sitting down, but Vince looks like he lost a little weight in the offseason.

 

[PatsFanSince74]

I'm a little tea pot short and stout.

That's good. I can't beat it. (Damn, he looks like he's doing that thing with your hand on your head you're supposed to do during the rhyme, but I don't think too many people can "Tip him over.")

 

[woolster22]

Guess who won the offseason cafeteria participation award?!

 

[ausbacker]

Hey Logan... I got paid hillbilly.

 

[VJCPatriot]

Hey Logan... I got paid hillbilly.

LOL. If Mankins had been willing to accept Wilfork type dollars, he would be in camp right now instead of acting like a fool as his agent is advising. But you gotta put blame on the player too and not just the agent. Too much greed not enough sense out there.

 

[PatsFan37]

I'm a little tea pot short and stout.

Too funny!

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

They want to use ME to block the BP oil well? No way!

 

[Tunescribe]

"I had a titanium plate installed this off-season. No helmet necessary."