Suck for '16....It's "ALL IN" time

Let's not emulate the Celtics and strive for middle round slotting come draft day. The 2016 MLB draft is stacked with power arms at the top of the draft and considering Dr. Creepy's ....aka John Henry...... aversion to paying for QUALITY arms, wouldn't it be a nice change of pace to a have a certified flame throwing #1 stud in the system. Time for the Red Sox to behave like winners.....winners of the #1 draft slot.
My plan to secure worst record invincibility
1) Porcello stays on schedule....night in night out
2) Miley stays on schedule....night in night out.
3) Kelly remains in Boston as a starter.....night in night out
4) Masterson resumes full time starters duty....night in night out
Incredible how 4 out Cherington's starting 5 rotation in April can guarantee his team last place........diabolical brilliance
5) Bring Buchholtz back early from injury. Lets lock down last place domination by 9/15
6) Rest Mookie's broken skull for an extended period and slide Hanley over to center field. Give the fans a reason to come to the park and jeer
7) Monitor Bogaerts' power production. If Xander ever hits HR #4, pull him. No sense having a #3 hitter with power during the Suck for '16 campaign.
8) Move Ortiz to first......give the press a reason to care
9) Let Holt complete the positional cycle....P & C. Families shelling out $400 for a night at Fenway deserve more Brock Star.

just read that Larry Luchino will not be back next year. We are looking good already