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“Our primary goal is to protect the competitive equity. We want the game to be decided on the field, between the two teams.”
Blake Jones, director of NFL football operations"
"competitive equity"...way to dumb it down for us unwashed morons out here, Blake...have another slice of pate de foie gras and a sip of Cristal...
"Teams feel better when you’re there. They just see you there and realize nobody’s really going to try to take advantage of any of the rules."
MIKE KENSIL, VICE PRESIDENT OF GAME OPERATIONS
“Certain [visiting] teams feel better when you’re there,” especially for heated contests"
I'm almost speechless.This mystifyingly arrogant warthog sees himself as "The Soother" ???????? What?
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“I will go in there before the game and say, 'How you doing? I just want to let you know I'm here today, and I'm keeping an eye on what you do. I'm not saying that you're doing anything wrong; I'm just saying I don't want to have to come down here.'"
Mike Kensil, Vice President of Game Operations"
Heh...my ribs hurt. THIS is where we have come to since "The Enforcer" took over in 2006. THIS! Blazing Saddles flashes before my eyes...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
The last segment of this "official" league governance says it best though...
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The NFL takes infractions of Game Operations rules seriously — so much so that clubs risk fines as high as $500,000 for violations “affecting the competitive aspects of the game.” Some violations, such as late arrival for kickoff, can result in yardage penalties, and failure to comply with a uniform policy can result in a player’s temporary removal from the game.
The league takes violations seriously because it takes its responsibilities seriously. Good governance is an essential component in producing a fair, safe and entertaining game."
as high as 500, ooo!!! Except of course , in the case of "more probable than not"...then it escalates into the "double secret probation range" of millions.
BRING ON THE CLOWNS!!! THE NFL IS RUNNING THE GREATEST SHOW ON TURF!
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“Our primary goal is to protect the competitive equity. We want the game to be decided on the field, between the two teams.”
Blake Jones, director of NFL football operations"
"competitive equity"...way to dumb it down for us unwashed morons out here, Blake...have another slice of pate de foie gras and a sip of Cristal...
"Teams feel better when you’re there. They just see you there and realize nobody’s really going to try to take advantage of any of the rules."
MIKE KENSIL, VICE PRESIDENT OF GAME OPERATIONS
“Certain [visiting] teams feel better when you’re there,” especially for heated contests"
I'm almost speechless.This mystifyingly arrogant warthog sees himself as "The Soother" ???????? What?
"
“I will go in there before the game and say, 'How you doing? I just want to let you know I'm here today, and I'm keeping an eye on what you do. I'm not saying that you're doing anything wrong; I'm just saying I don't want to have to come down here.'"
Mike Kensil, Vice President of Game Operations"
Heh...my ribs hurt. THIS is where we have come to since "The Enforcer" took over in 2006. THIS! Blazing Saddles flashes before my eyes...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a-whompin' and a-whumpin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous!
The last segment of this "official" league governance says it best though...
"
The NFL takes infractions of Game Operations rules seriously — so much so that clubs risk fines as high as $500,000 for violations “affecting the competitive aspects of the game.” Some violations, such as late arrival for kickoff, can result in yardage penalties, and failure to comply with a uniform policy can result in a player’s temporary removal from the game.
The league takes violations seriously because it takes its responsibilities seriously. Good governance is an essential component in producing a fair, safe and entertaining game."
as high as 500, ooo!!! Except of course , in the case of "more probable than not"...then it escalates into the "double secret probation range" of millions.
BRING ON THE CLOWNS!!! THE NFL IS RUNNING THE GREATEST SHOW ON TURF!
