Off The Grid
Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal
- Joined
- Apr 20, 2010
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Is he cheap?
Yes, he is.
I waited on him and his Party one night at AppleBees.
He told me that if I took good care of him and'is Crew, he'd give me the best Tip of my Life.
I provided phenomenal Service, of course, and as he walked out, he handed me the Credit Card slip, folded over, and admonished me to wait to unfold it until he'd left...so of course I eagerly waited until he left.
My Tip?
Scribbled on the slip, in lieu of Monetary Reward:
"Never play LeapFrog with a Unicorn."
That bastard.
Good Advice, though.
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