Snarf
Third String But Playing on Special Teams
- Joined
- Sep 14, 2006
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Over the past two days we have had serious threads implying:
OMG! Seymour SUCKS! CUT HIM!!!
OMG! Maroney is MADE OF GLASS!
OMG! Gilette stadium SUCKS!!!! Poorly designed for noise! They should have made it OUT OF GLASS. OMG, Kraft sucks for building it.
OMG! The Eagles have a BLUEPRINT. Everyone is COPYING it and we will NEVER WIN A GAME AGAIN!! OMFG THERE'S A BLUEPRINT!!! A BLUEEE PRINTTTT!!!!
OMG! Hobbs sucks. He keeps getting PI. He keeps getting beat. BENCH HOBBS!
OMG! MOSS had BAD BODY LANGUAGE last game. He's DOGGING it. MOSS SUCKS. OMG! MAYBE HE'S GOT A GLASS PSYCHE.
OMG! Adalius Thomas SUCKS!! He isn't getting 10 sacks a game! OMG.
OMG! McDaniels REALLY REALLY SUCKS! Lucky he has Moss because otherwise he SUCKS.
OMG! Merriweather is SUCH A BUST! Why aren't they benching HARRISON to put him in? He must SUCK!
OMG! Dave Thomas is SUCH A BUST! AND he's MADE OF GLASS!
OMG! Colvin is MADE OF GLASS. RESTRUCTURE HIM!!! CUT HIM!
OMG! Our run defense is VERY VERY concerning! Probably because each of our defensive players SUCKS, as pointed out in individual threads.
OMG! Pioli's drafts are HORRIBLE. I am DISGUSTED by his recent failures. Chad Jackson SUCKS. Thomas SUCKS. Those guys we cut SUCK. Merriweather FLOP. PIOLI'S MADE OF GLASS!!! OMFG!
OMG! Our crowd isn't NOISY ENOUGH. OMFG we SUCK.
OMG did Brady hurt his lil elbow? OMG, MADE OF GLASS! How's his BODY LANGUAGE?! OMFG.
OMG! I could play better than Chad Brown. OMG!!! HE SUCKS!!!!
OMG! Gotskowski missed a field goal!! WHY DIDN'T WE GO FOR IT ON 4TH DOWN? Gotskowski SUCKS. And must be MADE OF GLASS.
OMG! BB is an idiot for playing Brady when we're up by 30! Maybe BB is MADE OF GLASS. CUT HIM. RESTRUCTURE HIM. OMFG.
OMG! People on this board are WHINING about other people WHINING! He wait a second, that's a WHINE in itself.
BRADY DIDNT SCORE 5 TDs. WAS THIS GAME HIS STINKER? OMG, BRADY WON BUT OMG HE SUCKS. AND HE HURT HIS GLASS ARM. AND HE'S ON THE INJURY LIST. OMG. MUST BE MADE OF GLASS!!!! OMFG LIFE IS COMING TO AN END IN NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!
We're 11-0, ******s.
OMG! Seymour SUCKS! CUT HIM!!!
OMG! Maroney is MADE OF GLASS!
OMG! Gilette stadium SUCKS!!!! Poorly designed for noise! They should have made it OUT OF GLASS. OMG, Kraft sucks for building it.
OMG! The Eagles have a BLUEPRINT. Everyone is COPYING it and we will NEVER WIN A GAME AGAIN!! OMFG THERE'S A BLUEPRINT!!! A BLUEEE PRINTTTT!!!!
OMG! Hobbs sucks. He keeps getting PI. He keeps getting beat. BENCH HOBBS!
OMG! MOSS had BAD BODY LANGUAGE last game. He's DOGGING it. MOSS SUCKS. OMG! MAYBE HE'S GOT A GLASS PSYCHE.
OMG! Adalius Thomas SUCKS!! He isn't getting 10 sacks a game! OMG.
OMG! McDaniels REALLY REALLY SUCKS! Lucky he has Moss because otherwise he SUCKS.
OMG! Merriweather is SUCH A BUST! Why aren't they benching HARRISON to put him in? He must SUCK!
OMG! Dave Thomas is SUCH A BUST! AND he's MADE OF GLASS!
OMG! Colvin is MADE OF GLASS. RESTRUCTURE HIM!!! CUT HIM!
OMG! Our run defense is VERY VERY concerning! Probably because each of our defensive players SUCKS, as pointed out in individual threads.
OMG! Pioli's drafts are HORRIBLE. I am DISGUSTED by his recent failures. Chad Jackson SUCKS. Thomas SUCKS. Those guys we cut SUCK. Merriweather FLOP. PIOLI'S MADE OF GLASS!!! OMFG!
OMG! Our crowd isn't NOISY ENOUGH. OMFG we SUCK.
OMG did Brady hurt his lil elbow? OMG, MADE OF GLASS! How's his BODY LANGUAGE?! OMFG.
OMG! I could play better than Chad Brown. OMG!!! HE SUCKS!!!!
OMG! Gotskowski missed a field goal!! WHY DIDN'T WE GO FOR IT ON 4TH DOWN? Gotskowski SUCKS. And must be MADE OF GLASS.
OMG! BB is an idiot for playing Brady when we're up by 30! Maybe BB is MADE OF GLASS. CUT HIM. RESTRUCTURE HIM. OMFG.
OMG! People on this board are WHINING about other people WHINING! He wait a second, that's a WHINE in itself.
BRADY DIDNT SCORE 5 TDs. WAS THIS GAME HIS STINKER? OMG, BRADY WON BUT OMG HE SUCKS. AND HE HURT HIS GLASS ARM. AND HE'S ON THE INJURY LIST. OMG. MUST BE MADE OF GLASS!!!! OMFG LIFE IS COMING TO AN END IN NEW ENGLAND!!!!!!!
We're 11-0, ******s.
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