I feel like every time a poster starts a conversation with Wozzy, some sort of disclaimer needs to be posted in order to prevent something like this. I can start it and other posters can feel free to add to it as they see fit.
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DISCLAIMER:
By submitting this reply, the poster hereby asserts the following:
1. This post in no way disputes the fact that the [insert upcoming or current season] New England Patriots will be/are the greatest football team to ever grace God’s green Earth.
1a. If [insert upcoming or current season] New England Patriots fall short of their goal of winning a Lombardi, this post in no way disputes that football is a team game.
1b. If [insert upcoming or current season] New England Patriots fall short of their goal of winning a Lombardi, this post in no way directs 100% of the blame at Bill Belichick’s feet.
2. This post in no way disputes that Bill Belichick is the greatest coach of all time.
3. This post in no way disputes that Bill Belichick is the greatest GM of all time.
4. This post recognizes that any former Patriot who was released by the team is garbage, underwhelming, disappointing, or merely decent.
4b. This post recognizes that any former Patriot who was released by the team is not to be talked about in positive terms. Failure to do so will mean that the poster in question will be labeled a fan of [insert new destination here].
5. This post in no way disputes that the team has no personnel weaknesses or, if they do, they are minor at best.