PAY-TREE-OTTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aww..but Mr Kerr, I can't go...my athole hurths...my wife needs me to fill in at canasta with her girlfriends...I'm too poor...I'm too rich and can't risk getting wet, because I may die and not get to spend it all...I only fake hate the Jets, and your booing will upset my tummy...blah bla blab blubber blabber bla bla...
5 yard line...4 rows back...already got new foul weather gear just for this game...this could be my last chance to bellow at that cretinous deviant, Big Toes Cryan and I ain't about to miss that.