After each Patriot victory another edition of the TB Times is published. The faux newspaper headline appears on a near-weekly basis on Tom Brady’s Facebook page.
Today’s front page story depicts the GOAT clobbering elves in dunce caps and Jet gear with snowballs.
Brady completed 17 of 27 passes for 214 yards and three touchdowns in just three quarters before Jimmy Garoppolo got some needed live reps. The game was never in doubt, with the Patriots up 27-0 at halftime. In SOJ fashion Bryce Petty injured his shoulder attempting to make a tackle after a Jet fumble.
Most notably Bill Belichick recorded his 200th victory as head coach with the Patriots. Malcolm Butler will likely be named Defensive Player of the Week after compiling three turnovers (two picks and a fumble recovery). The league’s number one scoring defense excelled, dominating the Jets all day. The Patriot D limited the Jets to one third down conversion in 11 attempts, and held New York to no scores in two red zone visits.