Good comedy here, thanks. I'll leave off the discussion on this jovial note.
I'd leave if I was wrong too. How many 5 WR sets last year?
It's a quiet Sunday so lets take a look. All from the indispensable Mike Reiss (all quotes are from him):
Offensive snaps - New England Patriots Blog - ESPN Boston
Game 1: "The only time Gronkowski came off the field was in a three-receiver set, with Hernandez replacing him" - ZERO
Game 2: "Second-year TE Rob Gronkowski came off the field just twice -- on the final two plays of the first half when the Patriots were in a three-receiver package..." - ZERO
Game 3: "Rob Gronkowski is playing at a Pro Bowl level, leaving the field for just one snap, the third of the game on a 4 WR/1 RB package". - ZERO
Game 4: "With just one pure tight end on the roster, it was an ironman effort from Rob Gronkowski. He never left the field". - ZERO
Game 5: Don't have to bother, only 4 WR saw snaps. - ZERO
Game 6: Nothing specific from Reiss. 4th and 5th WR each played 1 snap. Gronk played all but 1 snap, AH all but 4. There was a RB on the field for all but 1 snap.
Could that 1 snap out of 74 been a snap that Gronk was out, no RB was on the field, and Price and Slater got their 1 snap each? Was this the elusive 5-WR set??? Odds put it at less than 1% but if it was, here was the result: "Receiver Taylor Price's lone snap was Tom Brady's first interception, which was intended for Deion Branch over the middle"
So game 6 was either Zero or negative one. As it would have been an INT on which it happened.
Game 7: Only 4 WR took snaps - ZERO
Game 8: Only 4 WR took snaps - ZERO
Game 9: Only 4 WR took snaps - ZERO
Game 10: Blow out of the Chiefs. 5th WR had 11 snaps (most so far). " Wide receiver Taylor Price had one first-half snap, with the rest coming on the final drive." Were we in 5-wide on the final drive of a blowout? Survey says - ZERO
Game 11: 5th WR (Slater) got 2 snaps. From Reiss: Tiquan Underwood and Julian Edelman split the role, with Edelman playing in the hurry-up (3 WR/2 TE) package and Underwood coming on in 1-, 2- and 3-receiver packages.
No mention of any 5-wide set which would seem to get mentioned considering the detail Reiss has, but I'll put Slater's 2 snaps in the maybe column for now (I may dig later because there are so few plays to look up).
So Game 11 = 1 possible
Game 12: "TE Rob Gronkowski never came off the field" - ZERO
Game 13: "Rob Gronkowki was part of every package, further highlighting his value." TE Rob Gronkowski -- 59 of 59 - ZERO
Game 14: Only 4 WR took snaps - ZERO
Game 15: " The one play in which Rob Gronkowski was on the sideline came on the second play of the team's second drive in a three-receiver set" - ZERO
Game 16: "No need to take Rob Gronkowski off the field. He's too valuable as both as a blocker and pass-catcher." TE Rob Gronkowski -- 70 of 70 - ZERO
1st playoff game: TE Rob Gronkowski -- 66 of 66 - ZERO
2nd playoff game: TE Aaron Hernandez -- 67 of 67 - ZERO
SUPERBOWL - 5th WR Slater got 1 snap. I don't remember any 5-wide and I remember that game pretty well so I will give this a possible until I look it up.
Final tally:
19 games
Definite with no 5-wide = 16
3 games with possibles and their max snaps
Game 6: 1 (1 snap each for the 4th and 5th WR)
Game 11: 2 (2 snaps for the 5th wr)
Superbowl: 1 (5th WR got 1 snap)
So we are talking about AT MOST 4 snaps among thousands on the season (5 times "x" snaps per game times 19).
Yeah we sure need personnel for the 5-wr set.