Herein we post NFL cringe moments & ***** about TSwift ❗❗

[Ghost of Autumn]

 

[Pape]

Please for the love of God tell me she isn’t doing the halftime show this year.
Can already hear the talking heads:

“MAHOMES COULD BECOME FIRST QUARTERBACK TO PLAY IN A SUPERBOWL FEATURING HIS OWN TIGHT ENDS GIRLFRIEND IN THE HALFTIME SHOW.”

Imagine... They could get married during the halftime show... Boffo ratings

 

[Guts]

I have never knowingly heard a Taylor Swift song before last week. We were in a restaurant and this absolutely horrible song came on with a singer who's voice sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard piercing my ear drums with the word fifteen over, and over and over and over again. Then a person sitting at our table told me that was Taylor Swift.

****ing gawd awful. I'll take the classic rock on Boomer 102 thanks.

Bro don't lie you probably have that in your gambling playlist

 

[Pape]

lack of names under one teams particular banner is cringe inducing...

basically just 4 long time Patriot players have made the HoF... yet guys like lynn swann are in... he cant hold Stanley Morgans jockstrap

 

[Pape]

 

[Guts]

You would hit

 

[Pape]

You would hit

yes.

 

[Kontradiction]

You would hit

I’d hit too as long as she was handcuffed with a ball gag. She’s a 5-6 at best, but she has a nice ass. Just go rear admiral and issue back shots.

 

[Guts]

I’d hit too as long as she was handcuffed with a ball gag. She’s a 5-6 at best, but she has a nice ass. Just go rear admiral and issue back shots.

Better than the flat Swift

 

[Pape]

Better than the flat Swift

 

[PATS16N0]

“Those mother ****ers are not real” airplane lady >>>> Mahomes annoying wife/girlfriend

 

[Kontradiction]

“Those mother ****ers are not real” airplane lady >>>> Mahomes annoying wife/girlfriend

She’s fine.

 

[Patsfan1958]

Better than the flat Swift

If it wasn't for cold weather she wouldn't have any boobs at all

 

[captain stone]

#FreeCrawhammerToo

 

[Pape]

#FreeCrawhammerToo

 

[PATS16N0]

She’s fine.

Would smash and fight invisible lizard people with for sure.

 

[Guts]

She’s fine.

Hell yeah would

 

[PATS16N0]

‘Guys literally only want to fight invisible lizard people with milfilicious airplane ladies and it’s ****ing disgusting.’

 

[Patsfan1958]

 

[Chevy]

Rapidly approaching BASEketball levels of absurdity ...