Discussion in 'NFL Football Forum' started by Deus Irae, Mar 29, 2013.
Report: Deal done, Romo gets more guaranteed money than Flacco | ProFootballTalk
A reported $55M guaranteed.
6 years, 108M total.
Everything is bigger in Texas... holy cow!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
That deal is ******* stupid,
I'm picturing Brady reading about this and the Flacco deal, comparing them to his deal, seeing Wes in Denver and almost no upgrades in NE, and looking to start drowning kittens.
What a waste of money.
I'd like to add my own if that's okay.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Dallas FO has lost its mind,
and Romo is still an assclown.
This is kinda fun actually
I wanna play too...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Jerry Jones ego is huge,
His QB makes more than yours.
The deal's not done yet? Romo better hope his agent closes out contracts better than he closes out games or this blockbuster extension is going to turn into a 10 year contract at the veteran minimum every year.
And then he pictures Gisele bringing him a sandwich while Solder and Vollmer keep him upright, and the kittens are saved.
Then he realizes he could drown them in the moat of one his multiple mansions, then have sex with his supermodel wife (who pulls more than $55m out of her stool each year) and probably feels a lot better.
I think hes probably sitting in his castle, and hes thinking. Yeah Wes did walk away from a contract worth more then what he took in denver, And a bunch of mouth breathers on the internet are *****ing, But Josh knows what hes doing on offense, and Danny Amendola is going to be around for a while. I'll probably win a couple of more titles with him, what with Wes having butter fingers in big games. And i do have all this guarenteed money from that extension i signed, sure i dont have as much money as those young kids but thats always how it goes... Babe, hey babe we should open an in an out in our kitchen, do you think you can slice off some of your billion dollars to get us an in and out? yes? you are seriously the best, Danny and donald are going to come over later and i know they would like some in an out too!.
No, Brady's smarter than the homers.
Romo sucks, will never get a ring and his owner is [OFFICIALLY] the next Al Davis.
of course he is, that's why hes not freaking out. But im sure you know better then the people who get paid to make decisions in foxboro right. That's why you are.. who are you again?
Gentlemen, gentlemen please... let's not let this devolve into another Welker thread, when it can give us so much joy as a "haha, look at the stupid Cowboys!" thread
Ahhh..... the irony. I don't know the stuff you mention, but you know that Brady's not "freaking out", to use your term. So, Giselle, how are things in the California mansion?
C'mon, it is March 29th. Not August 29th. We have no idea if the Pats aren't going to pull off a trade that will upgrade the receiving corp or someone gets released post draft. Why do we have to turn these threads into Welker being gone and Brady being upset about giving up money.
We really are due for another of those QB facebook things....
I made a joke that wasn't just involving Welker in a rant (drowning kittens is about as obvious a clue as people are going to offer, for crying out loud). Take it up with the homer who couldn't handle it and had to take it to a personal level.
Romo had all the leverage since the Cowboys couldn't franchise him after this year per his contract. That was the big mistake made by the Cowboys. They could either let him walk into FA after this year or sign him to an exorbitant contract. Jones decided to sign him instead of giving up a 1st for Mallett. Oh well.
dont know about anyone else; but i am having trouble finding the ha-ha funny in the above.
not sure how the "obvious" drowning kittens reference is supposed to clue me in to ?????
DI we have 48 hours of lent left.....HOW ABOUT you give up using the words: wes, welker, and-or WW for that stretch?
NOW THAT was an "obvious" attempt at humor - emoticon thrown in for free.
I'm not pointing the fingers at anyone. This thread is a little over two pages long and it has devolved into a Welker thing.
You often hear people talking about drowning kittens and being serious when they say it?
Interesting crowd you run with...
Fair enough. Let's get back to wondering how the hell the Cowboys are going to field a team.
The same way they have been doing it for the most part since the mid-90s - not very well.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Romo's in bed
With Jones's wife too
The great thing about Romo, from an opponent's perspective, is that he's Peyton Manning, playoff version, in every single game he plays, but his team thinks he's Tom Brady in need of just a little more help.
That's a nice chunk of change for a choke artist...
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