PATS16N0
Experienced Starter w/First Big Contract
- Joined
- Jan 19, 2012
- Messages
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The need to defend the team using coherent and sometimes long winded arguments, being baited into long defensive rants because some half-illiterate hick from Iowa or Colorado said "cheater" or "*", whining about the reputation of the poor, hapless Patriots who just can't get a fair shake.
I got news for you people: It's lonely at the top.
More than that, we're now living in the post-Deflatehate world. If you don't get the fact that you've decisively won, you're completely blind. The NFL, and all the haters in the media and across rival fan bases, just went all in with a pair of ****ing 2's. They went down in utter ****ing flames.
Seriously, if you cannot parry the psychotic and nonsensical crying of incoherent Crygate truthers, you need to just stay away from people under 40 on the internet. These are people claiming that we win Superbowls by jamming radio frequencies as if Belichick had military grade technology hidden beneath Gillette stadium. They say that Tom Brady had a guy lingering up in the rafters of stadiums, telling him, in real time mind you, which of his receivers were open via a secret and illegal radio channel.
I mean… does it ruin your day when you someone online say George Bush planted bombs in the World Trade Center? Do you get all hot and bothered that he's attacking the legacy of America?
The haters are straight up trash. Anyone who gets it can deflect this garbage away like a Jedi fighting EP1 battledroids.
Are you going to get your panties in a bunch when they find our hidden volcano lair where we plot world domination and how to steal Christmas?
Rival fan bases are a bunch of whiney losers. They're complete crybabies. I'm honestly on the verge of laughing after typing that because of how true it is.
Waaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaah! The Patriots and Dorito Dink are making magic flat footballs, they jam our radios and steal our play books out of our home locker rooms when our team is going to the bathroom. Waaaaaaaah! We all know they spy on our practices with drones and tap our telephones. Waaaaah!
Just tell them they're whiney, crying babies, and that they should cry a little more with their batshit crazy conspiracy theories that sound like a job for Jesse Ventura.
It's not hard, and you can go about the rest of your day with a jolly, cheerful whistle.
Cuz they hate us cuz they ain't us.
P.S. I seriously don't see how you guys can get upset over this **** after the comedy that was this summer ending with the Berman decision. Come join us in the post-Framegate world.
I got news for you people: It's lonely at the top.
More than that, we're now living in the post-Deflatehate world. If you don't get the fact that you've decisively won, you're completely blind. The NFL, and all the haters in the media and across rival fan bases, just went all in with a pair of ****ing 2's. They went down in utter ****ing flames.
Seriously, if you cannot parry the psychotic and nonsensical crying of incoherent Crygate truthers, you need to just stay away from people under 40 on the internet. These are people claiming that we win Superbowls by jamming radio frequencies as if Belichick had military grade technology hidden beneath Gillette stadium. They say that Tom Brady had a guy lingering up in the rafters of stadiums, telling him, in real time mind you, which of his receivers were open via a secret and illegal radio channel.
I mean… does it ruin your day when you someone online say George Bush planted bombs in the World Trade Center? Do you get all hot and bothered that he's attacking the legacy of America?
The haters are straight up trash. Anyone who gets it can deflect this garbage away like a Jedi fighting EP1 battledroids.
Are you going to get your panties in a bunch when they find our hidden volcano lair where we plot world domination and how to steal Christmas?
Rival fan bases are a bunch of whiney losers. They're complete crybabies. I'm honestly on the verge of laughing after typing that because of how true it is.
Waaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaah! The Patriots and Dorito Dink are making magic flat footballs, they jam our radios and steal our play books out of our home locker rooms when our team is going to the bathroom. Waaaaaaaah! We all know they spy on our practices with drones and tap our telephones. Waaaaah!
Just tell them they're whiney, crying babies, and that they should cry a little more with their batshit crazy conspiracy theories that sound like a job for Jesse Ventura.
It's not hard, and you can go about the rest of your day with a jolly, cheerful whistle.
Cuz they hate us cuz they ain't us.
P.S. I seriously don't see how you guys can get upset over this **** after the comedy that was this summer ending with the Berman decision. Come join us in the post-Framegate world.