I would love to see OTG on tv and have him ambush the other analysts with these terms. Like Mike Reiss would refer to Spikes as an mlb, OTG would just cut him off and call him a slow footed ogre or sloth with a straight face. Reiss's pure confusion would be priceless.
A Kiper-McShay-Mayock-Grid roundtable on draft night hosted by Rich Eisen would be truly outstanding television.
I could see it now:
Eisen: We're fortunate to be have as our guest today a fascinating and prolific internet draft authority: Off the Grid, also known as the Fanatical Yankee. I'll start things off. Grid, what defensive backs do you like in this draft?
OTG: Well, I love Jason Verrett's verticity. And for a small guy, his Combat Skills are remarkably adept. Unlike Lamarcus Joyner, I think I'd trust him outside as well as in the slot. And I like Bashaud Breeland's trajectory, even though his skills are kind of raw. He's heavy on Potential and raw on Established Capacity.
Kiper: WTF are you talking about?
OTG: That's turn and burn acuity, Earthling. The #1 key trait in a DB. And football is warfare - never forget it. And it's all about TRAJECTORY. Christ, you've been doing this for like 30 years, and you don't know the basics?
McShay: Right. Very insightful. Grid, how would you characterize Bradley Robey?
OTG: Well, Robey reminds me of Vontaze Burfict, Lunatic & Madman. A guy with 1st round talent who bought into his hype and and a result has taken on water. But the skill set is top 10.
Kiper: Taken on water? What in God's name does that mean?
Mayock: Hey, one kid I really like is Kyle Fuller from Virginia Tech. What's your thought on him?
OTG: He's bereft of natural talent, but he's made himself into a Gryphon/Raptor hybrid who's upside could be MYTHICAL. His Processing Speed and ability to react to the Tactical Landscape are the stuff that LEGENDS are made of. Darqueze Dennard is another guy in the same category.
Eisen: Umm, could we get security in here, please? I think we may have a problem ...