Check this out. This morning, I'm walking around Brooklyn in my Brady jersey just pining to see any Jets gear on someone. My round trip is almost over and I'm a black away from having to go back inside. I'm all bummed out about not getting my rocks off at some loser Jets fan's expense... when... lo and behold... this CHUMP walks outta the corner store wearing a jets hat AND a Jets jacket. Sweet. It's like God put him on a platter for me at the last moment before I had to go back inside.
I say, with the most disrespectfully slurred tone,"Tha Jets. Tha feeble Jets. They f*cking suck. Bwahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!" I laughed so wholeheartedly and maniacally looking right in his face. All the fat loser could do was stand there dumbfounded. No comeback or anything. Man, you shoulda seen the frustration in his eyes.
Man, I got my Pats rocks off so hard on him. bwah.
Now, we all get to tune in and hear Joe Beningo at 10. What a grand Monday morning. I effing love it.
Regards Fellas,
Pewsterbaby a.k.a. Brooklyn Matt