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And I don't mean the usual tools (Pash, Vincent, ...)
With the next rounds of Berman vs tomorrow, I figured I'd try to have some fun with the vindictive and creative minds we have on PatsFan. Consider it a tension release and distraction.
I'm talking about the seemingly randomness or lack of clarity Goodell uses to make his decisions. Let's assume he has some specially made magic 8-ball that he pulls from his desk, when alone, to guide him through the process of player-issue assessment (based on what you figure could be potential questions)
Rules are simple
Here's the original responses of the magic 8-ball (to help prod you along)
With the next rounds of Berman vs tomorrow, I figured I'd try to have some fun with the vindictive and creative minds we have on PatsFan. Consider it a tension release and distraction.
I'm talking about the seemingly randomness or lack of clarity Goodell uses to make his decisions. Let's assume he has some specially made magic 8-ball that he pulls from his desk, when alone, to guide him through the process of player-issue assessment (based on what you figure could be potential questions)
Rules are simple
- Let's take the top 20 votes based on the number of funny/likes a response gets to determine the final winner list.
- Responses have to be 6 words or less.
- One response per reply (thanks woolster22 for point that out )
- no foul language
- voting end 8/21 [Friday] at 8pm EST
Here's the original responses of the magic 8-ball (to help prod you along)
- Signs point to yes.
- Yes.
- Reply hazy, try again.
- Without a doubt.
- My sources say no.
- As I see it, yes.
- You may rely on it.
- Concentrate and ask again.
- Outlook not so good.
- It is decidedly so.
- Better not tell you now.
- Very doubtful.
- Yes - definitely.
- It is certain.
- Cannot predict now.
- Most likely.
- Ask again later.
- My reply is no.
- Outlook good.
- Don't count on it.
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