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"You're ******* dead fat boy"

"Ah crap, TFB"

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Sorry for the delay, after my visit to jesterville,
I suddenly felt I needed a quick shower!


Why would other teams hate the Pats?
Hmmmm.

Why would Rex Ryan hate the nice man Bill Belichick?
I can't think of any reasons.
Can You?
 

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Sorry for the delay, I needed a quick shower!
Why would other teams hate the Pats?
Hmmmm.

Why would Rex Ryan hate the nice man Bill Belichick?
I can't think of any reasons.
Can You?

Pics or it didn't happen.
 
Why else would the jester people hate BB and the nice Tom Brady and the Patriots?

Hmmmm. These are hard questions.
 

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Was it something they said?
 

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Pics or it didn't happen.

Sorry, No pictures of that.
Maybe if you call some of these folks?
I think they like sending pictures.
Except the nice lady on the left.
I am pretty sure she doesn't like that.

The fellow on the right won't mind.
At least, it didn't bother him the last time.
 

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Was it something they did?
 

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Rex says they are too happy.
They do seem happy, a lot.

Wow, these guys are happy.
One here for you Jack, and all the
lovely fans from your pleasant little village.
 

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Fun quiz question:
(don't worry Jet fans, there is no math)

Jesters,
Is it really all about You?


What is the difference between these pictures?

It is little, but you know about little things, don't ya?

Special Clues for our special jet fan fiends...
(oops I meant friends, My bad!):

A lot of people have guessed wrong!
The correct answer is Not:
"dat dere is some woids on dat one on da left"

No, but that was a good guess,
And the words are on the one on the Right!
But good try!


And another big clue for you
fat turd jester the molester sycophants
(Jet fans: see dictionary .com)

And no "dey is da same pitcha"
is the incorrect answer too!

Lots of clever jesters thought I was trying to fool them!
I would never do that. That would be mean.

Look carefully, you can do it!
Oh, you forgot the question?
Okay, what is the little difference between the pictures?
 

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I know, it is a hard question.
You say, look,
it is mean Tom Brady, being happy making the Jets lose, again!
That this is all about you, Molester and the jesters, that Tom Brady is not nice, he is a big hater
who just hates You, all the time!

Wrong!

Back to the hard question,
what is the difference between the pictures
of the happy Tom Brady quarterback?

A big clue for you!
 

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Still having issues, I see.
(lucky I didn't include any Math)

the funny letters are: XXXVIII
That is for Super Bowl* 38.
The 38 is written in fancy Roman Numerals.
You probably don't want to get confused about all that Rome stuff.

(* that is The Big Game™ after the jets go home every year,
and all you jesters jump off bridges.
you know the Game!
The one you watch in Ant'nee's Mothers basement?
That one?)

This was not a big trick, or a big mean fib.
Tom Brady was not playing the Jets in
Super Bowl XXXVIII

No!
Like you, the Jets were in their friend's basement
smoking crack.

See the pictures?
See, Tom Brady doesn't just hate you.
He Loves winning.




PS: I fibbed!
Tom Brady actually does hate you!

Ha Ha! made you look!
 

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The nice man Norm says,
Livin' in the world today takes everything you got.

He is right. He spells relief B-E-E-R.
(Jet fan note: This is not the correct way to actually spell relief)
 

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Yup, livin in the world today, some times it seems things are upside down.
But sometimes, upside down seems okaY?

Like here.
I think
this nice lady CoCo
maybe has her dress on upside down,
but really, it is okay
Don't you think?
It worked out fine.
 

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Sometimes though, upside down is bad.
Here, the High Priced Free Agent Jet
Mr Edward Stonehands is upside down,and
Oh No, he forgot his Helmet!
 

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Jets seem to forget their helmet a lot.
This Jet doesn't wear a helmet either.

He has a big family, lots and lots of children!
He even hopes to meet all of them, someday.
Such a Good Dad!

Here he thinks about doing the right thing,
paying for college for all of them!
 

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Mr Stonehands has many moods.
Here he thinks about playing
a fun football game against
the Patriots and the Quarterback,
the nice Mr Tom Brady.
 

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Well I guess Upside down is the word of the day or something.
Here, the Whacked Vac's says the Jets are really the
Red Sox?


I think I know how Mr Whacked got his name.
 

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Mr Whacked Vac's world is more upside down than normal.
That is a lot.
The Redsox are the Yankees, and the Jets are the Red Sox, and . I am so confused now.
 

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