Lyrics for Deflategate

[Fencer]

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen's off with her head

 

[Haley]

Shut off the TV and peel off those sunday gloves,
And I'll stain the clean that you've been counting,
Old Mr. Fletcher passed by here today,
After 40 years of toil he just up and walked away,

Fantastic the panic that showed in his eyes,
He shrugged when I asked him about it,
He said, 'Young man pay heed, you listen well to what I say,
Now there comes a time for a man to walk away,'

Walk away (walk away) I'll be a parade,
And I'll be determined that no one shall dissuade
On my way (dissuade) I'll sure take some time,
To burn all the bridges that I'm leaving behind

 

[Haley]

You hear that?
You hear what's coming?
Oh, you better run for the hills
'Cause we're coming to your town
And we're gonna burn that ************* down

Here's the moral to the story
We don't do it for the glory
We don't do it for the money
We don't do it for the fame
So all the critics who despise us
Go ahead and criticize us
It's your tyranny that drives us
Adds the fire to our flames

And it goes in one ear and right out the other
People talking **** so you know we never bother
It goes in one ear and right out the other
I'm only playing musicfootball 'cause you know I ******* love it
It goes in one ear and right out the other
People talking **** but you know I never bother
It goes in one ear and right out the other
People talking ****, they can kiss the back of my hand

 

[oldrover]

I love Tom... believe in him 100%... and still LMAO every time I hear this.

 

[everlong]

I'm more interested in response during the season and especially opening night. Dear Patriots regarding the band, pre game festivities and banner raising we were thinking..............Dear NFL..............




Dear Patriots did you have to beat the Colts 77-0 to prove your point..............

 

[DarrylS]

Remember what the doormouse said..
Feed y0ur head, feed your head...

Visions of Alice, wish it was that simple...

 

[Fencer]

Here's one that could have written for Robert Kraft
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In enterprise of martial kind,
When there was any fighting,
He led his regiment from behind
(He found it less exciting).
But when away his regiment ran,
His place was at the fore, O-
That celebrated,
Cultivated,
Underrated
Noble man,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

In the first and foremost flight, ha, ha!
You always found that knight, ha, ha!
That celebrated,
Cultivated,
Underrated
Noble man,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

When, to evade Destruction's hand,
To hide they all proceeded,
No soldier in that gallant band
Hid half as well as he did.
He lay concealed throughout the war,
And so preserved his gore, O!
That unaffected,
Undetected,
Well connected
Warrior,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

In every doughty deed, ha, ha!
He always took the lead, ha, ha!
That unaffected,
Undetected,
Well connected
Warrior,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

When told that they would all be shot
Unless they left the service,
That hero hesitated not,
So marvellous his nerve is.
He sent his resignation in,
The first of all his corps, O!
That very knowing,
Overflowing,
Easy-going
Paladin ,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

To men of grosser clay, ha, ha!
He always showed the way, ha, ha!
That very knowing,
Overflowing,
Easy-going
Paladin ,
The Duke of Plaza-Toro!

 

[Heisenberg]

The judge, he holds a grudge
He’s gonna call on you
But he’s badly built
And he walks on stilts
Watch out he don't fall on you

- Dylan