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JETS SUCK 2023 EDITION (JOKER CERTIFIED): HARD KNOCKERS


Is a new record? Did the Jets season just end less than halfway through the first quarter of the first game.
 
Jets fans are a special kind of stupid...

It is that, and something else. There is a wierd second class culture there.
You live in the little village, New York Football Giants
Real football team, classy org.
LT, Super Bowls, respect.

Aaaand you become a Jets fan.

Born under a bad sign
in a dirty bathroom
by the light of a flickering
gas station sign

Nobody told them Jets dont run on gas
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I'm confident they'll find a way to screw it up. They always do. The whole Hard Knocks series and related propaganda will be a record of how great their fall from grace will be. Jete fans are insufferable these days, but they still have accomplished nothing, nothing at all except collecting some players with well known names. They still need to build a team. Old Man Rodgers will get killed playing behind that OL. Hackett sucks as a OC. Bim is out of his league as a HC. It'll all end in tears for Jete fans.
Playing behind that OL will turn him into Captain Crunch.

I know what I know, da Jete Suck, but I didn't think it'd happen in the first four plays!

Captain Cool became Captain Crunch and now he's going to be Captain Couch!

Now if da Bills would just stop trying to give this game away....
 
If Mac can dial it in, Pats beat both these teams
Allen is choking, badly
launching the ball df like a D list college kid

Wilson becoming the hero would make this story seriously wierder.
Safe to say nobody predicted that.
 
$75M guaranteed, of which they’re taking a cap hit of about $9M this season. Meaning they need to take a combined $66M in cap hits over the next 2-6 years.
 
In case anyone was wondering, it was 38 year old LT Duane Brown who dove at and whiffed on Leonard Floyd who blew by him and then corkscrewed Rodgers to the ground, crushing the hopes of Jete fans everywhere.

 


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