Jerruh Jones in car accident on Harry Hines

[PP2]

For those of you who don't know.. for Jerruh Jones get caught on Harry Hines ave. is the equivalent of Kraft being caught at the Orchid Spa.

If you search "Harry Hines" on twitter, some of the responses are lit.

 

[PP2]

 

[Triumph]

Anything associated with a Harry is bad news.

Harry Carey was always drunk.

 

[Triumph]

Jim Rome called him Jerry Jackson because of all the plastic surgery.

 

[Vindicate]

Holyshit that car flew like it was in a WRC race.

Without all the necessary suspension and aero upgrades, or a roll cage - basically anything that'd make it safe.

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

Harry Hines Blvd is a major Dallas street. Sure, it is known for having seedy areas (many have since gentrified) but also a major route to many major medical facilities. I have visted the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center and that is right on Harry Hines.

 

[Clonamery]

Harry Hines Blvd is a major Dallas street. Sure, it is known for having seedy areas (many have since gentrified) but also a major route to many major medical facilities. I have visted the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center and that is right on Harry Hines.

So you're saying Jerry Jones was having a sex-change OP at U-T Southwestern Med Center and when leaving had a car accident on Harry Hines. Am I reading that right?

 

[RobertWeathers]

Harry Carey was always drunk.

Understatement of the century

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

So you're saying Jerry Jones was having a sex-change OP at U-T Southwestern Med Center and when leaving had a car accident on Harry Hines. Am I reading that right?

No, I'm pointing out that it is a major 4-lane road that you might take to go to 1,000 different businesses, only a few of which are Orchids of Asia type places. In fact, I think Love Field is near there too, so if you are going to your private jet parked at Love Field (much smaller airport than DFW) you might take it.

 

[Joker]

BREAKING NEWS!!! DEGENERATE CAUGHT DEGENERATING!!!...in other news..water is wet, Teddy Roosevelt stormed San Juan hill and...uh...oh, you kNOW the thing!

 

[PP2]

No, I'm pointing out that it is a major 4-lane road that you might take to go to 1,000 different businesses, only a few of which are Orchids of Asia type places. In fact, I think Love Field is near there too, so if you are going to your private jet parked at Love Field (much smaller airport than DFW) you might take it.

We bash Jerruh Jones every chance we get. That's the deal around here, understand?

 

[Rob0729]

Jones has the same grin that Kraft had when he walked out that massage parlor down in Florida. Just saying.

 

[Uptown]

First, we draft a guard that’s Chasen Hines & now we find out Jerruh is a bit too fond of Harry Hines???…Draft pick deduction in 3..2..1..

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Okay first of all, I am sure that "Hines" is pronouncced exactly like it looks but make that 2 syllables and 12 year old humorgasm.

Secondly you seriously take Harry Hines to Love Field?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

First, we draft a guard that’s Chasen Hines & now we find out Jerruh is a bit too fond of Harry Hines???…Draft pick deduction in 3..2..1..

More likely than not at least generally aware

 

[captain stone]

Harry Hines Blvd is a major Dallas street. Sure, it is known for having seedy areas (many have since gentrified) but also a major route to many major medical facilities. I have visted the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center and that is right on Harry Hines.

My wife worked there until we moved to Galveston in 1995... The Frito-Lays factory was down that road too, west of UT-Southwestern... as were the porn shops a few miles farther down...

 

[captain stone]

No, I'm pointing out that it is a major 4-lane road that you might take to go to 1,000 different businesses, only a few of which are Orchids of Asia type places. In fact, I think Love Field is near there too, so if you are going to your private jet parked at Love Field (much smaller airport than DFW) you might take it.

Yep; take a left on Harry Hines from the med center, then a right on Mockingbird Lane about a mile later, and Love Field will be on you left less than a mile later... Flew in and out of there a couple of times while we lived in Texas; extremely convenient.

 

[Joker]

is there a strip club on that road called "Glory Holes"?

 

[Triumph]

Harry Hines Blvd is a major Dallas street. Sure, it is known for having seedy areas (many have since gentrified) but also a major route to many major medical facilities. I have visted the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center and that is right on Harry Hines.

Jerry was visiting the doctor.

Taking 1 eye to the optometrist.