Hot sloppy fire! Jenkins out for Sunday?

[PATRIOTSFANINPA]

Are you sure it was Jenkins and not Tubby Wrecks?

No it was Jenkins but Rex did have a similar situation last week and was late but got there for practice anyway -You see he was stuck in a hoola hoop and his kids were able to grab a few tubs of butter to get it off his humoungous midsection.

They then proceeded to scrape the remaining butter off of him to use to fry the Ryan families 16 lb fried chicken with fries dinner that night

 

[BionicPatriot]

He'd have to be dead not to play get serious.

 

[Absurdly Metro]

God, I hope our team comes out in the no-huddle, hurry-up offense and runs this guy (and the rest of the Jets defense) right off the field in exhaustion. Don't you think this would be the best game plan, particularly if Jenkins is already hurting?

Yes. I'd be amazed if that isn;t the gameplan. We need points early and often to eliminate the Jets running game and put all the pressure on the Rook to match TFB score for score.

 

[alvinnf]

He'd have to be dead not to play get serious.

What if he just can't get up for the game?

 

[BionicPatriot]

What if he just can't get up for the game?

They're going to have to keep Ryan and Jenkins out of the cafeteria before the game most likely.

 

[italia44]

They're* just resting him.......he'll play sunday.

 

[Jackson 2]

If you were carrying Rex's fat ass around, you'd have a sore back, too.

 

[sieglo]

Maybe the guys doubling on him will stand him up a couple of times and rattle those screaming nerves.

+1. Mankins+Vollmer=Pain

 

[JSn]

"Hot Sloppy Fire!!"

Is that a canadian term from our friends up north?

Just what came to mind when I saw the first note that said he might be out. No clue from whence it comes. Maybe that's the T-Rex Burger Special.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Just what came to mind when I saw the first note that said he might be out. No clue from whence it comes. Maybe that's the T-Rex Burger Special.

Admit the truth, you're a scriptwriter for the Canadian porno industry. :camera:

 

[JSn]

Admit the truth, you're a scriptwriter for the Canadian porno industry. :camera:

Ahahaha! Man, I don't have the writing chops for that kinda work, haha.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

Ahahaha! Man, I don't have the writing chops for that kinda work, haha.

I dunno, your OP seems like you have an innate talent for writing porno dialogue... :confused2:

 

[JSn]

I dunno, your OP seems like you have an innate talent for writing porno dialogue... :confused2:

OK. I laughed. Right out loud. +1 for BOR

 

[102 Pat]

He'll have to be walking on a fried drumstick to miss this game. It is their Super Bowl after all.

Is it February already?

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Is it February already?

Only in the meadowlands..........

 

[Ochmed Jones]

Only in the meadowlands..........

Only on the Green side of the Meadowlands.

 

[patsox23]

Who is Nate, what exactly is "in" him and why does he get all the good porn dialogue?

 

[WelcometotheRazor]

Ugh - I'm going to the game tomorrow, and for anyone else that is going, please realize that without a Parking Pass you CANNOT simply drive to the stadium. You have to take mass transit, and it seems like a huge pain in the ass.....for people like me, that means no tailgate since I cannot drive in. I didnt know about these Giant Stadium "Parking Passes" until just today......just throwing this out there for anyone unfamiliar with the area (like myself)