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Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Tyrod Taylor told his receivers? A: It went over their heads.
Q: Why can't Tyrod Taylor use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: How many Bills fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in New England's shadow!
Q: How do you know the New York State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Buffalo. A: For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: Why did the NFL refuse to punish the Bills Marshawn Lynch for his hit and run accident? A: Six months with the Buffalo Bills is punishment enough!
Q: What will happen if the Buffalo Bills actually win a playoff game? A: Hell will freeze over!
Q: What did the Bills fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? A: "d%#*!@t mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Buffalo Bills like my neighbors? A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: Want to hear a Buffalo Bills joke? A: Tyrod Taylor!
Q: What's the difference between the Bills and cigarettes? A: Bill Belichick doesn't smoke cigarettes
Q: Why is Lesean McCoy like a grizzly bear? A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to move them to Alaska? A: They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes.
Q: How do you know the New York Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Buffalo. A: For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: What do you call an Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief.
Q: What do the Bills and the Post Office have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sundays!
Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Bills fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Buffalo Bills.
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "************".
Q: How do you keep an Buffalo Bills out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why are so many Buffalo Bills players claiming they have the Swine Flu? A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a Buffalo Bills fan's favorite whine? A: "We can't beat New England."
Q: Why shouldn't Bills WR Stevie Johnson tweet to god about dropping a game winning touchdown pass in the overtime game with Pittsburgh? A: God is a Steelers fan!
Q: How do you stop an Buffalo Bills fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in New England Red White and Blue!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of **** and an Buffalo Bills fan? A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Bills wide receiver, a Bills linebacker, and a Bills defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Buffalo Bills fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Buffalo Bills football fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Buffalo Bills fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Buffalo Bills fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an Buffalo Bills fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill in the Super Bowl? A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar? A: He broke into the Buffalo Bills' trophy room.
Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? A: Have him watch a couple Buffalo Bills games.
Q: Did you hear that Buffalo's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Buffalo Bills fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
Q: What does a Buffalo Bills fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Buffalo Bills fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Bills spend the first week of training camp? A: Studying the Miranda Rights.
Q: How do you keep a Bills fan from masterbating? A: You paint his **** New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Why do the Buffalo Bills want to change their name to the Buffalo Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban? A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado? A: Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Ralph Wilson stadium upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Albany have a professional football team? A: Because then Buffalo would want one.
Q: Why are Buffalo Bills jokes getting dumb and dumber? A: Because Bills fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What's the difference between Buffalo Bills fans and mosquitoes? A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q; Did you hear that Ralph Wilson Stadium had to be resodded? Thats really sad when you cant even get your own grass to root for you!
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent are Buffalo Bills fans.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Bills jersey on it and now it sucks again.
Why did the Buffalo Bills fan cross the road ... I was thinking when I accelerated.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nfljokes/buffalobillsjokes.html
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Tyrod Taylor told his receivers? A: It went over their heads.
Q: Why can't Tyrod Taylor use the phone anymore? A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: How many Bills fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: None they are happy living in New England's shadow!
Q: How do you know the New York State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Buffalo. A: For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: Why did the NFL refuse to punish the Bills Marshawn Lynch for his hit and run accident? A: Six months with the Buffalo Bills is punishment enough!
Q: What will happen if the Buffalo Bills actually win a playoff game? A: Hell will freeze over!
Q: What did the Bills fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? A: "d%#*!@t mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Buffalo Bills like my neighbors? A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: Want to hear a Buffalo Bills joke? A: Tyrod Taylor!
Q: What's the difference between the Bills and cigarettes? A: Bill Belichick doesn't smoke cigarettes
Q: Why is Lesean McCoy like a grizzly bear? A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to move them to Alaska? A: They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes.
Q: How do you know the New York Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Buffalo. A: For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: What do you call an Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief.
Q: What do the Bills and the Post Office have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sundays!
Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: What is the difference between a Bills fan and a baby? A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Buffalo Bills.
Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "************".
Q: How do you keep an Buffalo Bills out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why are so many Buffalo Bills players claiming they have the Swine Flu? A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a Buffalo Bills fan's favorite whine? A: "We can't beat New England."
Q: Why shouldn't Bills WR Stevie Johnson tweet to god about dropping a game winning touchdown pass in the overtime game with Pittsburgh? A: God is a Steelers fan!
Q: How do you stop an Buffalo Bills fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in New England Red White and Blue!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of **** and an Buffalo Bills fan? A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Bills wide receiver, a Bills linebacker, and a Bills defensive back, who is driving the car? A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Buffalo Bills fan? A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Buffalo Bills football fans buried up to their neck in cement? A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Buffalo Bills fan and a carp? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Buffalo Bills fan die from drinking milk? A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an Buffalo Bills fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill in the Super Bowl? A: A referee.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar? A: He broke into the Buffalo Bills' trophy room.
Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead? A: Have him watch a couple Buffalo Bills games.
Q: Did you hear that Buffalo's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Buffalo Bills fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
Q: What does a Buffalo Bills fan and a bottle of beer have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why do Buffalo Bills fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Bills spend the first week of training camp? A: Studying the Miranda Rights.
Q: How do you keep a Bills fan from masterbating? A: You paint his **** New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!
Q: Why do the Buffalo Bills want to change their name to the Buffalo Tampons? A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban? A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado? A: Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Ralph Wilson stadium upside down? A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Albany have a professional football team? A: Because then Buffalo would want one.
Q: Why are Buffalo Bills jokes getting dumb and dumber? A: Because Bills fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What's the difference between Buffalo Bills fans and mosquitoes? A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Q; Did you hear that Ralph Wilson Stadium had to be resodded? Thats really sad when you cant even get your own grass to root for you!
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives. The other 9 percent are Buffalo Bills fans.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store. They put a Bills jersey on it and now it sucks again.
Why did the Buffalo Bills fan cross the road ... I was thinking when I accelerated.
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nfljokes/buffalobillsjokes.html
