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  1. Tunescribe

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    Here's the latest:

    DT Kris Jenkins – out (knee)
    LB Calvin Pace – out (foot)
    S Brodney Pool – questionable (ankle)
    RB Joe McNight – questionable (butterflies)
    RB LaClassian T. – probable (swollen ego)
    QB Mark Sanchez – probable (brain cramps)
    CB Antonio Cromartie – probable (penile abrasions)
    RB Shonn Greene – probable (butterfingers)
    CB Darrelle Revis – probable (loneliness)
    LB Bart Scott – probable (sprained tongue)
    WR Braylon Edwards – probable (ADD)
    TE Dustin Keller – probable (eyesight)
    G Matt Slauson – probable (turnstile syndrome)
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    LOL! Actually you got it wrong. Braylon Edwards is sick with the dropsies.
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    You jerk I almost choked on my cheeseburger!! :D After Jenkins and Pace I thought it was legit and looked at LT's and saw swollen ego!!! Some warning would be in order, the next guy might not be so lucky! :D
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    I think Attention Deficit Disorder is a precursor to the dropsies, and also leads to running into the kicker. ;)
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    Pace is out too? Interesting, did he hurt himself monday night?
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    lmao! great post.
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    Believe he hurt himself about 1/2 way through the preseason..

    OTOH funny post..
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    Didn't he get injured in preseason? I thought he was out of the game weeks ago?
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    Broke his foot the second to last game of the preseason. They hope he will be back next week.
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    WFAN is reporting that Rex Ryan is out for Sunday's game. No specific diagnosis. It just says "Out: Rex Ryan - Mouth."
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    Doesn't LdT have a recurring vaj sprain, from the 2007 AFCCG?

    Kinda like Brady's shoulder only, you know, lower.
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    Maybe he ate salad, and it didn't agree with him ;)
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    Going to get me fired from my job for laughing out loud at this
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    This is great.... I thought it was serious, got to "butterflies" ...and for half a second was thinking WTF? Then I literally LOL'ed. Very good!
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    nobody saw this coming...
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    You forgot one ...

    HC Rex Ryan - out (....of hotdogs)
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    Outstanding job on this thread.


    Love the Cromartie entry.
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    No control over what goes in and no control over what comes out.
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