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  1. Zeus

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    The Miami Dolphins Parent Association (MDPA) today announced that they intend to file a formal grievance with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell against the New England Patriots for running up the score against the Dolphins on Sunday. The Patriots scored with 37 seconds remaining to close out a 48-28 rout of the Dolphins.

    A spokesperson for the association said that other parents around the league have been complaining about the Patriots' bullying for years but no one has yet had the courage to stand up for their children. "These are impressionable young men. Once their feelings are hurt, the damage to their self-esteem can be severe and irreparable."

    The game's final sequence was particularly humiliating to Dolphins players since the Patriots repeatedly ran fifth string RB undrafted free agent Benjarvus Green-Ellis-McTavish-Dundee against the emotionally overwhelmed Dolphin defenders. "They basically beat us stupid with a high school kid" sniffed one distraught Dolphin.

    A mental health professional, quoted off the record said "The Patriots behavior borders on abuse. I mean look at Joey Porter. You don't have to be a child psychologist to see that he has the emotional maturity of a 7 year-old."

    The MDPA is a non-profit support group whose membership consists of parents of players currently on the Miami roster and pratice squad. The association also conducts fund raising activities whose proceeds are used to help defray player expenses for bail, performance enhancing drugs, hookers and video games.
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    It's good that Mercury Morris' parents had passed on, they would have been so devastated after this game where their son was Honorary Captain for the squish(ed).
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    Great post, man. And you just know that something like this will actually be reported/whined about. "WAAAAHHHH, THEY RAN UP THE SCORE". Oh, and the Dolphins didn't do that to us the first time around huh?
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    :lol2:
    :woot:
    :D

    especially loved that last sentence:

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    Any link...just curious...That is embarrassing....I also want to find out what psychologist said that...
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    Um?

    10characters...
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    haha, thats funny stuff. i have to admit though, our team is kinda dirty
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    #24 Jersey

    It was a joke.
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    Hook, line, and sinker!
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    :eek:... is this shiat for real!?!? u've got to be kidding
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    Disable Jersey

    Gotta luv it when the mullets go right for the bait!
    Another great thread. My man Zeus is on a roll. Who knows what will spring fully formed from his brow next?
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    ....:rofl:..... I gave this whole thread 5 stars. LOL:D
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    It deserves more than that....
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    LOL

    Don't worry, I didn't catch on right away either
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    #75 Jersey

    Benjarvus Green-Ellis-McTavish-Dundee

    I would've gone with Benjarvus Green-Ellis-Bouvier-Hutz-Bouvier-Terwilliger-Nahasapeemapetalan myself, but nice job nonetheless.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA....keep laughing....I forgot..I thought I was in my time machine and back to when the board was more serious...before the pranksters, jokers, trolls and two year olds took over.
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    Not sure wether this is a joke or not. If it isn't... are you serious? If it is then :confused:
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    This is wonderful. PLEASE post this on a Dolphins website!!!!!!
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    Unfortunately for the rest of his Patriot land playmates, the MDPA is recommending that Matt Light spend three hours in "time-out" next Sunday for pulling one of their kids' hair.
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    Unfortunately for the rest of his Patriot land playmates, the MDPA is recommending that Matt Light spend three hours in "time-out" next Sunday for pulling one of their kids' hair during last Sunday's play date.
    Today 03:04 PM
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    Can't remember, but isn't this group an offshoot of the original SDCPA founded by Ladainian's mom?
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    Actually, they shouldn't keep score at all.

    Otherwise it might hurt the Dolphins development and social skills, causing Joey Porter to become a narcisistic attention seeker.
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    the sad thing is that in our now hyper sensative society this kind of thing actually could happen
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    Too late!

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    :rofl:

    Can I protest against the Dolphins for what they did earlier this season?
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    nice post Zeus.

    onion-esque
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    So the people who understood the post are either pranksters, jokers, trolls or two-years old? Nice response. Seriously.
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    That's Onion material if I ever saw it. :D
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    Obviously a joke after reading the post, but just looking at the topic title before opening this thread, I expected it to be something that really happened. The crybaby fans and media around the league all last year complaining about "running up the score" have broken my spirit. I expect everything to be serious now.
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