Dolphin parents protest Patriot behavior

[Zeus]

The Miami Dolphins Parent Association (MDPA) today announced that they intend to file a formal grievance with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell against the New England Patriots for running up the score against the Dolphins on Sunday. The Patriots scored with 37 seconds remaining to close out a 48-28 rout of the Dolphins.

A spokesperson for the association said that other parents around the league have been complaining about the Patriots' bullying for years but no one has yet had the courage to stand up for their children. "These are impressionable young men. Once their feelings are hurt, the damage to their self-esteem can be severe and irreparable."

The game's final sequence was particularly humiliating to Dolphins players since the Patriots repeatedly ran fifth string RB undrafted free agent Benjarvus Green-Ellis-McTavish-Dundee against the emotionally overwhelmed Dolphin defenders. "They basically beat us stupid with a high school kid" sniffed one distraught Dolphin.

A mental health professional, quoted off the record said "The Patriots behavior borders on abuse. I mean look at Joey Porter. You don't have to be a child psychologist to see that he has the emotional maturity of a 7 year-old."

The MDPA is a non-profit support group whose membership consists of parents of players currently on the Miami roster and pratice squad. The association also conducts fund raising activities whose proceeds are used to help defray player expenses for bail, performance enhancing drugs, hookers and video games.

 

[Box_O_Rocks]

It's good that Mercury Morris' parents had passed on, they would have been so devastated after this game where their son was Honorary Captain for the squish(ed).

 

[Kontradiction]

Great post, man. And you just know that something like this will actually be reported/whined about. "WAAAAHHHH, THEY RAN UP THE SCORE". Oh, and the Dolphins didn't do that to us the first time around huh?

 

[Palm Beach Pats Fan]

:lol2:
:woot:


especially loved that last sentence:

The association also conducts fund raising activities whose proceeds are used to help defray player expenses for bail, performance enhancing drugs, hookers and video games.

 

[Pats726]

The Miami Dolphins Parent Association (MDPA) today announced that they intend to file a formal grievance with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell against the New England Patriots for running up the score against the Dolphins on Sunday. The Patriots scored with 37 seconds remaining to close out a 48-28 rout of the Dolphins.

A spokesperson for the association said that other parents around the league have been complaining about the Patriots' bullying for years but no one has yet had the courage to stand up for their children. "These are impressionable young men. Once their feelings are hurt, the damage to their self-esteem can be severe and irreparable."

The game's final sequence was particularly humiliating to Dolphins players since the Patriots repeatedly ran fifth string RB undrafted free agent Benjarvus Green-Ellis-McTavish-Dundee against the emotionally overwhelmed Dolphin defenders. "They basically beat us stupid with a high school kid" sniffed one distraught Dolphin.

A mental health professional, quoted off the record said "The Patriots behavior borders on abuse. I mean look at Joey Porter. You don't have to be a child psychologist to see that he has the emotional maturity of a 7 year-old."

The MDPA is a non-profit support group whose membership consists of parents of players currently on the Miami roster and pratice squad. The association also conducts fund raising activities whose proceeds are used to help defray player expenses for bail, performance enhancing drugs, hookers and video games.

Any link...just curious...That is embarrassing....I also want to find out what psychologist said that...

 

[JSn]

Any link...just curious...That is embarrassing....I also want to find out what psychologist said that...

Um?

10characters...

 

[billdog3484]

haha, thats funny stuff. i have to admit though, our team is kinda dirty

 

[Kontradiction]

Any link...just curious...That is embarrassing....I also want to find out what psychologist said that...

It was a joke.

 

[Delicate Genius]

Any link...just curious...That is embarrassing....I also want to find out what psychologist said that...

Hook, line, and sinker!

 

[jimache]

The Miami Dolphins Parent Association (MDPA) today announced that they intend to file a formal grievance with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell against the New England Patriots for running up the score against the Dolphins on Sunday. The Patriots scored with 37 seconds remaining to close out a 48-28 rout of the Dolphins.

A spokesperson for the association said that other parents around the league have been complaining about the Patriots' bullying for years but no one has yet had the courage to stand up for their children. "These are impressionable young men. Once their feelings are hurt, the damage to their self-esteem can be severe and irreparable."

The game's final sequence was particularly humiliating to Dolphins players since the Patriots repeatedly ran fifth string RB undrafted free agent Benjarvus Green-Ellis-McTavish-Dundee against the emotionally overwhelmed Dolphin defenders. "They basically beat us stupid with a high school kid" sniffed one distraught Dolphin.

A mental health professional, quoted off the record said "The Patriots behavior borders on abuse. I mean look at Joey Porter. You don't have to be a child psychologist to see that he has the emotional maturity of a 7 year-old."

The MDPA is a non-profit support group whose membership consists of parents of players currently on the Miami roster and pratice squad. The association also conducts fund raising activities whose proceeds are used to help defray player expenses for bail, performance enhancing drugs, hookers and video games.

... is this shiat for real!?!? u've got to be kidding

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Gotta luv it when the mullets go right for the bait!
Another great thread. My man Zeus is on a roll. Who knows what will spring fully formed from his brow next?

 

[Leave No Doubt]

The Miami Dolphins Parent Association (MDPA) today announced that they intend to file a formal grievance with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell against the New England Patriots for running up the score against the Dolphins on Sunday. The Patriots scored with 37 seconds remaining to close out a 48-28 rout of the Dolphins.

A spokesperson for the association said that other parents around the league have been complaining about the Patriots' bullying for years but no one has yet had the courage to stand up for their children. "These are impressionable young men. Once their feelings are hurt, the damage to their self-esteem can be severe and irreparable."

The game's final sequence was particularly humiliating to Dolphins players since the Patriots repeatedly ran fifth string RB undrafted free agent Benjarvus Green-Ellis-McTavish-Dundee against the emotionally overwhelmed Dolphin defenders. "They basically beat us stupid with a high school kid" sniffed one distraught Dolphin.

A mental health professional, quoted off the record said "The Patriots behavior borders on abuse. I mean look at Joey Porter. You don't have to be a child psychologist to see that he has the emotional maturity of a 7 year-old."

The MDPA is a non-profit support group whose membership consists of parents of players currently on the Miami roster and pratice squad. The association also conducts fund raising activities whose proceeds are used to help defray player expenses for bail, performance enhancing drugs, hookers and video games.

......... I gave this whole thread 5 stars. LOL

 

[DarrylS]

......... I gave this whole thread 5 stars. LOL

It deserves more than that....

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Any link...just curious...That is embarrassing....I also want to find out what psychologist said that...

LOL

Don't worry, I didn't catch on right away either

 

[dryheat44]

Benjarvus Green-Ellis-McTavish-Dundee

I would've gone with Benjarvus Green-Ellis-Bouvier-Hutz-Bouvier-Terwilliger-Nahasapeemapetalan myself, but nice job nonetheless.

 

[Pats726]

HAHAHAHAHAHA....keep laughing....I forgot..I thought I was in my time machine and back to when the board was more serious...before the pranksters, jokers, trolls and two year olds took over.

 

[Kontradiction]

HAHAHAHAHAHA....keep laughing....I forgot..I thought I was in my time machine and back to when the board was more serious...before the pranksters, jokers, trolls and two year olds took over.

Not sure wether this is a joke or not. If it isn't... are you serious? If it is then

 

[Lifer]

The Miami Dolphins Parent Association (MDPA) today announced that they intend to file a formal grievance with NFL commissioner Roger Goodell against the New England Patriots for running up the score against the Dolphins on Sunday. The Patriots scored with 37 seconds remaining to close out a 48-28 rout of the Dolphins.

A spokesperson for the association said that other parents around the league have been complaining about the Patriots' bullying for years but no one has yet had the courage to stand up for their children. "These are impressionable young men. Once their feelings are hurt, the damage to their self-esteem can be severe and irreparable."

The game's final sequence was particularly humiliating to Dolphins players since the Patriots repeatedly ran fifth string RB undrafted free agent Benjarvus Green-Ellis-McTavish-Dundee against the emotionally overwhelmed Dolphin defenders. "They basically beat us stupid with a high school kid" sniffed one distraught Dolphin.

A mental health professional, quoted off the record said "The Patriots behavior borders on abuse. I mean look at Joey Porter. You don't have to be a child psychologist to see that he has the emotional maturity of a 7 year-old."

The MDPA is a non-profit support group whose membership consists of parents of players currently on the Miami roster and pratice squad. The association also conducts fund raising activities whose proceeds are used to help defray player expenses for bail, performance enhancing drugs, hookers and video games.

This is wonderful. PLEASE post this on a Dolphins website!!!!!!

 

[Lloyd_Christmas]

Great post.

 

[Spiral]

Unfortunately for the rest of his Patriot land playmates, the MDPA is recommending that Matt Light spend three hours in "time-out" next Sunday for pulling one of their kids' hair.