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    At a time when many football fans are wondering why the NFL keeps suspending players for using Adderall as a performance-enhancing drug, Bears receiver Brandon Marshall says there’s another common prescription medication that players use to get an edge: Marshall says he has heard stories of other players using Viagra as a performance enhancer.

    Yes, he means on the football field. Get your mind out of the gutter.

    According to Sean Jensen of the Chicago Sun-Times, Marshall told reporters today that he has heard stories of other players using Viagra to get an edge.

    Brandon Marshall says some NFL players use Viagra as a PED | ProFootballTalk

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    Depending on what a guy's packing, it could be tremendous advantage in pass blocking.
     
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    When there's a group of players trying recover a fumble, announcers and players always say "You don't want to know what happens on the bottom of that pile."

    Based on this news, you really, really don't want to know.
     
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    Hahahahaha he's clearly joking. As in, "wow, if Adderall is a PED, so is Viagra."
     
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    I can't imagine that's true, just based upon what it does. We took care of a guy who took Viagra then went to play basketball with his buds (weird decision, I know). The guy passed out on the court and required a full cardiac workup.

    That said, in the words of Stephen Colbert, "If you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours, YOU'RE WELCOME."
     
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    I've heard stories of guys using gatorade as a PED. Don't know how much truth there is to it.
     
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    I can see it now... a new commercial

    If you're playing in a football game and it lasts more than 4 hours,please see your team doctor :bricks:
     
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    Actually it is very true. Wife does lots of triathlons and everyone seems to be taking low dose Cialis. Works by increasing blood flow. This has been used in the cycling circles for years.
     
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    If that guy on the bottom of your posts takes Viagra, his piss streams would be all ovah teh place! :D
     
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    Also, you could define PED for something else. Penile Erection Developer? :D
     
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    Maybe for field goal kickers...

     
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    I heard Jerry Garcia would jam for hours using PED's (Playing enhancing drugs) rimshot.gif
     
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    I wonder if there have been any clinical studies on that, or if that's a placebo type of mind over matter effect.

    Viagra as a PED

     
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