great read. (How on EARTH is that Felger???) Here's something that's not close to my favorite part, but made me laugh. From Eagles DL Thomas who will never win:
“I haven’t had a hit like that in a long time, maybe in college. I came around the corner, everyone was covered, and he was just patting the ball. That was a huge hit. Somebody said he got up a little slow. I was just looking to see if he was going to get up at all. That was a great play by me.”
YOU LOST THE GAME, FAT-ASS. How the Hell do you manage to utter the words "That was a great play by me" in ANY context, but especially when you lost the game?