Belichick to Tampa!

[PatsFanInVa]

TAMPA, FL - Sparking, then dashing, Patriot fan hopes of The Impossible Reunion, Tom Brady announced today that he never had any problem playing under Coach Belichick, and that his disciplined approach to acquisitions, communications, and practices were never a problem for the third-decade veteran QB. "In fact," Brady said, "the stars are aligning for us to get together for a few more runs."

Patriots fans wondered from the moment of the announcement how they were being trolled, but never imagined that Bill Belichick would in fact beat Bob Kraft to the punch, fill out the requisite bar napkin, pack his bags and high-tail it to Tampa.

"Gronk will be back, Tommy's back, Julian's on his way down here. I'm calling Scar," Belichick commented in what can only be described as a giddy mood. "Football's fun again! Hey Krafty, drop in on the way to Jupiter!"

Nike could not be reached for comment, as he's in the doghouse for the four drafts prior to 2021. Belichick will not comment further until the draft, as he intends to be on Holiday.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

TAMPA, FL - Sparking, then dashing, Patriot fan hopes of The Impossible Reunion, Tom Brady announced today that he never had any problem playing under Coach Belichick, and that his disciplined approach to acquisitions, communications, and practices were never a problem for the third-decade veteran QB. "In fact," Brady said, "the stars are aligning for us to get together for a few more runs."

Patriots fans wondered from the moment of the announcement how they were being trolled, but never imagined that Bill Belichick would in fact beat Bob Kraft to the punch, fill out the requisite bar napkin, pack his bags and high-tail it to Tampa.

"Gronk will be back, Tommy's back, Julian's on his way down here. I'm calling Scar," Belichick commented in what can only be described as a giddy mood. "Football's fun again! Hey Krafty, drop in on the way to Jupiter!"

Nike could not be reached for comment, as he's in the doghouse for the four drafts prior to 2021. Belichick will not comment further until the draft, as he intends to be on Holiday.

Now just need AB, Ernie & the Creamsicles

 

[PATSYLICIOUS]

Way to go Kraft, just had to go and get engaged ! #Foxboroonfire

 

[Joker]

why does this utter moron still have posting privileges here?

 

[Triumph]

why does this utter moron still have posting privileges here?

We need all the laughs we can get with everything going to 3hit.

 

[Skyflarie]

"Belichick will not comment further until the draft, as he intends to be on Holiday"

I almost spat out my drink from laughing. Well done XD

 

[reflexblue]

TAMPA, FL - Sparking, then dashing, Patriot fan hopes of The Impossible Reunion, Tom Brady announced today that he never had any problem playing under Coach Belichick, and that his disciplined approach to acquisitions, communications, and practices were never a problem for the third-decade veteran QB. "In fact," Brady said, "the stars are aligning for us to get together for a few more runs."

Patriots fans wondered from the moment of the announcement how they were being trolled, but never imagined that Bill Belichick would in fact beat Bob Kraft to the punch, fill out the requisite bar napkin, pack his bags and high-tail it to Tampa.

"Gronk will be back, Tommy's back, Julian's on his way down here. I'm calling Scar," Belichick commented in what can only be described as a giddy mood. "Football's fun again! Hey Krafty, drop in on the way to Jupiter!"

Nike could not be reached for comment, as he's in the doghouse for the four drafts prior to 2021. Belichick will not comment further until the draft, as he intends to be on Holiday.

Stop it, i can't take it anymore. We have a war in central europe that could lead to armageddon, a plague, garlands a fraud and your hitting us with this.