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I instructed my attorney to designate Rex Ryan's wife's podiatrist as the heir to my vast fortune if the Patriots lose this game.
I have set up my account on TheGangGreen.com - the most complete source of New York Jets information to be activated if the Patriots lose. I set the application that automatically withdraws money from my checking account and social security checks in support of TheGangGreen.com - the most complete source of New York Jets information for life if the Patriots lose.
With my affairs in order, I bid you all adios if the Patriots lose Sunday night.
Whoa! Patsfan seppuku right before our very eyes.
Make it NOT so!
(Hilarious)