- Joined
- Mar 19, 2006
- Messages
- 33,988
- Reaction score
- 14,475
To-do list:
- Take several luxury rental limos from Miami/Dade airport to Mercury Morris' house, surround house and fill driveway with said vehicles, and then call him when 50 odd guys are outside the front door dressed in tuxes
- Present Mercury Morris wedding dress, say "Get dressed b***"
- Get video.
- Send case of champagne to remainder of 72 Dolphins, c/o Coach Shula
- Overprint the label with a label that says "Chateau Asterisque 2007"
- Also send Shula a package of Dan Marino diet stuff he shills
- Find list of 72 Dolphins' grand-daughters. Strike out names of those under 19. Give list to Tom Brady.
- Buy every spare piece of real estate available in Morris' neighborhood, erecting signs that say "19 > 17."
- Take several luxury rental limos from Miami/Dade airport to Mercury Morris' house, surround house and fill driveway with said vehicles, and then call him when 50 odd guys are outside the front door dressed in tuxes
- Present Mercury Morris wedding dress, say "Get dressed b***"
- Get video.
- Send case of champagne to remainder of 72 Dolphins, c/o Coach Shula
- Overprint the label with a label that says "Chateau Asterisque 2007"
- Also send Shula a package of Dan Marino diet stuff he shills
- Find list of 72 Dolphins' grand-daughters. Strike out names of those under 19. Give list to Tom Brady.
- Buy every spare piece of real estate available in Morris' neighborhood, erecting signs that say "19 > 17."