To-do list: - Take several luxury rental limos from Miami/Dade airport to Mercury Morris' house, surround house and fill driveway with said vehicles, and then call him when 50 odd guys are outside the front door dressed in tuxes - Present Mercury Morris wedding dress, say "Get dressed b***" - Get video. - Send case of champagne to remainder of 72 Dolphins, c/o Coach Shula - Overprint the label with a label that says "Chateau Asterisque 2007" - Also send Shula a package of Dan Marino diet stuff he shills - Find list of 72 Dolphins' grand-daughters. Strike out names of those under 19. Give list to Tom Brady. - Buy every spare piece of real estate available in Morris' neighborhood, erecting signs that say "19 > 17."