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  1. PatsFanInVa

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    To-do list:

    - Take several luxury rental limos from Miami/Dade airport to Mercury Morris' house, surround house and fill driveway with said vehicles, and then call him when 50 odd guys are outside the front door dressed in tuxes

    - Present Mercury Morris wedding dress, say "Get dressed b***"

    - Get video.

    - Send case of champagne to remainder of 72 Dolphins, c/o Coach Shula

    - Overprint the label with a label that says "Chateau Asterisque 2007"

    - Also send Shula a package of Dan Marino diet stuff he shills

    - Find list of 72 Dolphins' grand-daughters. Strike out names of those under 19. Give list to Tom Brady.

    - Buy every spare piece of real estate available in Morris' neighborhood, erecting signs that say "19 > 17."
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    Wow, through all of this I forgot about Dan "Bitter" Marino. He must be ripping his hair out somewhere.
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    LOL... amazing how even-keeled Dan Marino looks after a few weeks of Mercury Morris' sorry superanuated butt.
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    "superannuated butt"...man, you can really turn a phrase
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    You're too kind. I've given up all phrase-turning for dollars (never many,) and now save it all for Patsfans.com. I've just realized I care more about the Pats than love, death, the state of the world, and pretty much everything else.

    I'm just sorry it took so long to get my priorities straight.
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