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CLICK HERE to Register for a free account and login for a smoother ad-free experience. It's easy, and only takes a few moments.25) You let your kid wear a Tom Brady jersey to school outside Philly on the Friday before SB 39 when it's "Eagles Pride Day" and everybody else, all 600 are dressed in Eagles clothes....and you tell him if the teacher gives him any grief to tell them it's his constitutional First amendment right to free expression ( so what if it's a school and he really has limited rights- he doesn't know that and the teachers aren't lawyers so they may not either)
Thats ballsy..I wouldnt even wear a Pats jersey in Philly. Nashville? no problem, they're ****ies. But Philly? I thought they shoot Pats fans there?
Everything you own has a Patriots logo. You even have a Patriots toothbrush, bath towels and a flashlight. Seriously. Everything.
You check Craigslist every day for more Patriots gear--particularly furniture.
You live 3000 miles from Foxboro but have been to training camp several times.
The best compliment you can say to your wife when trying to be romantic is that you love her more than the Patriots. It works every time, too.
You have an old sweatshirt that you haven't fit into since the 1980s, but can't throw it away because it has the Patriots logo on it. The old one.
A few more:
1. You remember when Schaeffer Stadium existed.
2. When a dentist was the center.
3. When you were excited about the Texas DT, Kenneth Sims.
4. The tremendous let-down when the fourth pregame against Green Bay we lost both Ronnie Lippett and Andre Tippett.
5. When the gloves came off Johnson he'd throw a half-back pass.
6. Steve Grogan or Champagne Tony?
7. A guard pulling to seek and destroy: John Hannah.
8. Grogan lighting up the Jets.
9. Dan Pastorini throwing a TD pass in the playoffs when our defense let up when they heard a whistle (from the crowd, it turned out); Houston beat us that year.
10. You know who Howard Cosell described as the "All-World" TE--not the Seahawk's QB's father.
1) In the middle of making whoopie with your wife you shout out Tom Brady by mistake.
9. You decide that this year, you're going to arrive at Gillette Stadium on Saturday night, and leave Monday morning, so you can avoid the traffic on Route 1.
3. Learning that Bill Belichick probably won't draft the players you covet, you stop coveting players, and start lusting after picks in next year's draft.
12. you fly all the way from China to see the Pats play.....thats for "patjew"
Thats not the only thing for Patjew...
You can add - You know when you are a diehard Pats fan when you start a thread on a sports forum website acknowledging your proud accomplishment of notching your 5,000th post
1) In the middle of making whoopie with your wife you shout out Gisele by mistake.
2) Instead of counting sheep to induce sleep,you count and name each player on the roster.
3) You take your family on summer vacation at the America's Best Value Inn in Foxboro.
4) You have a Brady vinyl FATHEAD on every wall of your home.
5) You get a tattoo of the Patriots logo on your 'privates'
6) You quit your high paying job because the new manager is a huge Jets fan.
7) Your idea of a night out of the house is logging into Patsfans.com on your laptop on the porch.
8) You can't remember your kids birthday dates but know that Andre Tippett was born on December 27th,1959
9) You cut off the arms on all your hooded sweatshirts
10) You answer 'Corey Dillon' when someone asks you if you know who sang 'Blowin in the wind'
Which of these do you resemble or do you have a list of your own to share?
11: You start a website for the Patriots because you need some real people to talk football with