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  1. PATRIOTSFANINPA

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    1) In the middle of making whoopie with your wife you shout out Gisele by mistake.

    2) Instead of counting sheep to induce sleep,you count and name each player on the roster.

    3) You take your family on summer vacation at the America's Best Value Inn in Foxboro.

    4) You have a Brady vinyl FATHEAD on every wall of your home.

    5) You get a tattoo of the Patriots logo on your 'privates'

    6) You quit your high paying job because the new manager is a huge Jets fan.

    7) Your idea of a night out of the house is logging into Patsfans.com on your laptop on the porch.

    8) You can't remember your kids birthday dates but know that Andre Tippett was born on December 27th,1959

    9) You cut off the arms on all your hooded sweatshirts

    10) You answer 'Corey Dillon' when someone asks you if you know who sang 'Blowin in the wind'

    Which of these do you resemble or do you have a list of your own to share? :)
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    11. You've a small fortune on Directv NFL sunday ticket every year because you live a few thousand miles away from Gillette.
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    12. you fly all the way from China to see the Pats play.....thats for "patjew" :D
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    11) You kicked your NY guests out of your apartment in Manhattan after SB XLII because you didn't want them to see you cry.
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    Thats not the only thing for Patjew...

    You can add - You know when you are a diehard Pats fan when you start a thread on a sports forum website acknowledging your proud accomplishment of notching your 5,000th post ;)
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    12. You answer all non-specific questions and comments with "It is what it is"
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    Yes YES YES OK OK, All of them!!! I did you get into my house!:eek:
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    9 all the way.

    13. Your roommate got mad at you because he had his girlfriend over for SBXLII, and she decided to root for the Giants because she liked the color of their uniform better or something. While she was rubbing their victory in after the game, you told her to go drink some antifreeze in celebration, then called her fat just so she'd leave.
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    #12 Jersey

    If I did get into your house I certainly wouldn't do research on #5 :rofl:
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    Your first child is born on a Wednesday and you are in your seats in sect 122 on Sunday.
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    16.) Many folks have a collection of Patriots memorabilia. You have a shrine.

    17.) You replaced the carpet in the TV room with Astroturf.

    18.) You had the Patriot's logo painted in the middle of your Astroturf.

    19.) You replaced the wall behind your couch with a full-sized photograph of Robert Kraft and his family in the Luxury Box at Gillette. During breaks in the game, you turn around and give them a thumbs up!

    20.) You replaced the couch with stadium seats.

    21.) On game day, you open the windows so the snow comes in.

    22.) Your bathroom door has a sign that reads "Players & Coaches Only!"

    more later :)
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    #12 Jersey

    Is the baby with you at the game? - If so then thats perfectly acceptible and what better way to start your child's life then for him/her to become an instant Patriots fan :D
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    #599. You know that Adam Seward is made of glass
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    Ha ha..Home with the new mom. Had to sleep on the couch but it was well worth it.
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    #12 Jersey

    Then if it was worth it I take it that is was not last year's home game against the Dolphins :eek:
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    You list 2 gapping as an interest on your facebook page.
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    HAAAAlol you do have me on that one.:D Great list. Thanks
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    No Jersey Selected

    You name your fist born son Drew, only to legally change his name to Brady on his 6th birthday in 2002. ;)
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    You know you're a diehard Pats fan if you honestly and truely enjoyed the 2007 season even though they lost the SB.
  20. PATRIOTSFANINPA

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    #12 Jersey

    Here's another one ....

    You know you are a diehard Patriots fan when you insist and believe that SB 42's game time in length was exactly 59 minutes long :)
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