BALTIMORE RAVENS Suck - 2015 Edition (Official): Conspirators Eat Crow

MitchKumstein said:

When asked if he was surprised about the 0-2 teams, Kraft made a quick comment about the Ravens and Harbaugh

And so a Ravens fan writes a 17 paragraph article saying that the Ravens are in the Patriots' head.

Hmmm

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That's the part that I found particularly amusing. LOL

Deus Irae said:

The laughs in that 'article' are almost non-stop...

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Impressed with the speed of justice, they had Hernandez convicted in a matter of days.

PatsBoy12 said:

Not to hijack my own thread, but I am going to give the show another chance. I tried to get into it on Amazon Prime, but I was still trying to convince myself to keep going after about episode four or five. I'm going to jump back into it in a few to see if I can get sucked in.

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It's one of my top 5 shows of all time

Not sure if this has been posted anywhere ... Scheffter posted this on Sunday: OUCH!!!
Patriots trade with Jaguars leapfrogging the Ravens to select Gronk ... also netted Edelman.
Noted history ... but major salt in the wound at an ouch kind of time in Baltimore.
ESPN doing what ESPN does ... Troll City.

TommyD4207 said:

Q: What is the Ravens' current record?
A: 0-3

Q: And who were those losses to?
A: Denver, Oakland, and finally, Cincinnati at home.

Q: Is Joe Flacco's QB rating 82.2, with 4 TD and 4INT?
A: That is correct.

Q: Is there any receiver on the roster with more than 12 catches, not named Steve Smith?
A: No.

Q:What is Joe Flacco's current yards per completion, and where does it rank in his career?
A: Currently 10.5, the worst in his career.


Your honor, I submit that the Ravens actually do suck, and are meritous of their own thread.

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I'm surprised Baltimore isn't blaming it all on the schedule. You see, if they played New England during one of those first 3 games, they'd have an out...and maybe cost the Pats another 1st rounder and some more money. In fact...has Baltimore looked into any New England influences here on the scheduling? Perhaps, Roger can produce another one of those reports?

Deus Irae said:

The laughs in that 'article' are almost non-stop...

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OK. I made it to the first sentence and had to pause and reply.

It goes like this: "The New England Patriots have no business talking about the Baltimore Ravens."

Actually, we do. You (i.e. Baltimore) you cost us a lot of gruff, money and a 1st rounder during the off-season, and it turned out being bunk! And after complaining about your not understanding the rule book, you imitate our team doing the same thing(s) you claimed to have problems with. What a curiosity. Yeah, we owe you (i.e. Ravens) a response or two. We just wish it were on the field, as well.

"The Patriots and the Boston media should worry about the Patriots. Don't worry about the Ravens."

No worries.

1-6 baby.....1-6

The Ravens theme song...

1-6..... instant Karma is gonna get you, gonna knock you right in the head(John Lennon)

And the Pats shine on..

Now Flacco is saying there were communication problems with the sidelines, and despite his huge payday, he could not make sense of the hand signals or chose not to..

What goes around comes around, perhaps they and Indy can get together to talk about their bad "luck"..

funny last night, rat birds ran tackle eligible and got penalized for it......they got the rules changed, and thought they were following them and got flagged. irony is a *****.

DarrylS said:

1-6..... instant Karma is gonna get you, gonna knock you right in the head(John Lennon)

And the Pats shine on..

Now Flacco is saying there were communication problems with the sidelines, and despite his huge payday, he could not make sense of the hand signals or chose not to..

What goes around comes around, perhaps they and Indy can get together to talk about their bad "luck"..

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trouble with their headsets????? but they weren't at Foxboro.....maybe they forgot to check the batteries like their ex defensive coach Rex did this past weekend.....that team really produces a lot of mensa members doesn't it....

Pat the Pats Fan said:

trouble with their headsets????? but they weren't at Foxboro.....maybe they forgot to check the batteries like their ex defensive coach Rex did this past weekend.....that team really produces a lot of mensa members doesn't it....

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PFT is reporting it.. bunch of incompetent boobs, the headphones caused the Flacco interception.

Ravens couldn’t hear each other as they were driving late

In the fourth quarter, with the ball at the 4-yard line, down eight with a chance to tie with a touchdown and two-point conversion, things were going to be hectic. But it didn’t help that they couldn’t hear each other prior to Joe Flacco’s game-clincing interception.

“The phones were going out,” Ravens coach John Harbaugh said, via Jeff Zrebiec of the Baltimore Sun. “We lost our phones. There’s always going to be some confusion. The good thing was that we got everything done fast. We didn’t lose any time.

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I know you'll find this shocking, but John Harbaugh is whining about the officiating last night. Says that Chris Johnson's TD should have been blown dead.

John Harbaugh: Chris Johnson’s long run should’ve been blown dead

Stay classy Baltimore.

The Karma tour continues. Colts 3-4 and infighting between owner, GM and HC while Ratbirds drop to 1-6.

On the one hand I can't get enough of Harbaugh getting his ass handed to him. He is such a whiny smarmy douche. On the other hand I really don't want Newsome drafting as high as they are looking at right now and reloading. The Ravens have been in every game and the 8 point loss last night was the largest of the season. They could easily have a great draft, get some players back from injury, make a few good FA pickups and be a thorn in our side again next season.

His history in the top half of the first round speaks for itself with guys like Ngata, Suggs, McCallister, Jamal Lewis, Ogden, Boulware, Hell even though Starks sucked for us he was a pro bowl contributor for them in their first SB year. Imagine adding a player like one of those to your roster.

Pat the Pats Fan said:

trouble with their headsets????? but they weren't at Foxboro.....maybe they forgot to check the batteries like their ex defensive coach Rex did this past weekend.....that team really produces a lot of mensa members doesn't it....

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I believe they are part of the menses club.

Chiuba E. Obele said:

1-6 baby.....1-6

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Ravens don’t mind airing out the officials for bad calls

I'm all for calling out the refs if they suck, but the NFL sent out a memo about this earlier in the season. Shouldn't the Fuhrer being handing down a punishment on the Ravens' scumbag organization right about now?

KontradictioN said:

Ravens don’t mind airing out the officials for bad calls

I'm all for calling out the refs if they suck, but the NFL sent out a memo about this earlier in the season. Shouldn't the Fuhrer being handing down a punishment on the Ravens' scumbag organization right about now?

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He should, but his legal budget is a bit tight right now. Maybe he can free up a few dollars in the new fiscal year for Ted Wells to investigate whether Harbaugh actually criticized the officials, or if it was just a law of physics that mandated that the douche bag doesn't fall far from the tree.