Nicely done....looks like you know your stuff.
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Maybe it's part of the point, that I really
don't. I'm not a science guy. I just had a half-hour briefing about aviation weather (and nope, I'm not a pilot either,) and used the google for a few minutes... and I had had some previous briefings about the weather info pilots receive from airports, how important/precise it is (compared with our "is it raining? grab the umbrella?" report we get), etc. By the way I'm also surprised they didn't get the weather from various towers, unless someone measured the rain temp. on the field at Gillette.
It was therefore just shocking that there was no analysis of what temperature water you were dealing with. Why you would wipe the ball down with a towel, other than to fix the results, is beyond me. How long until they were wiped off? Did they time average snap-to-dead-ball time? Did they figure out how often a given ball was swapped out? Did they try? Granted you would not be able to nail down which ball is in play, but you'd see how often there was a "new" ball put in play.
Aren't the visiting team's balls "backup balls"? I thought I had read this but it doesn't jibe how we're talking about this... the whole sting starts with a guy intercepting a ball in another game and saying it felt soft. So the value of the Colts' balls is that they
hadn't been in play, in that scenario; the Pats' balls had been in play throughout the half. Somebody please check me on this, but in that scenario -- other than for a sting operation -- aren't you keeping your "backup balls" under a bench or a tarp or something?
It's also
extremely misleading to trot out a chart of the different balls early in the report, saying "oh ho! The Colts' footballs were in range! The Pats' balls were not!"
Everybody acknowledges that the Pats' target is the low end of the range. The Colts' target was conjectured to be 13.0 based on a couple of balls that were close to that range as measured.
It's all "aha! A guy called himself The Deflator! Aha! Look at the table! It's true! The Pats' balls were WAY less inflated than the Colts'!"
The report is structured to support a conclusion, and very important points are papered over based on the conclusion preferred. Perfect example: The NFL ref must be wrong about which gauge he used, because it did not fit the narrative.
I'm not one of those guys who swore off NFLN... I notice now they're emphasizing that the penalty wasn't for doing anything, it was for not being cooperative enough (and they're lying about that... claiming that McNally wouldn't go back for a "second" interview, when it was the fourth one where he drew the line...)
I don't know how everything shakes out in this next round. If Kraft thinks he has the ammo we're looking at possibly going full-on Al Davis. Brady himself is just going through a league process regarding reducing the 4 games. In all honestly I'm less galled by that than by the draft picks.
The million bucks? It's a sad commentary on how much energy we put into this as fans. That would be ruinous to me, the fan. To Kraft it's a symbolic slap larger than the other symbolic slaps the league passes out. But the specified amount of a fine for messing with the inflation of balls is $25,000 "or whatever the league wants." So it's a clear signal that "Whatever the Pats did, it's got to be worse than everybody else."
And the rationale? "We disproportionately penalized you before in 2008 for something else that other teams were doing, to send a signal about the integrity of the game. We have to figure in the 2008 travesty when deciding how to disproportionately come down on you in 2015."
Feh feh feh. There are more important things.