The 2012 season: the Jets [Mod Edit: STILL] suck

Deus Irae · Nov 25, 2012

The Gr8est said:
I've got to say, as time goes by I am more and more impressed by Brandon Moore's butt. With a line of 1 sack, 1 tackle, and 1 forced fumble, not only did it outperform stellar rookie Quentin Coples, who registered 0 tackles or assists, it has better stats than many defenders this year.

Once again it shows that the Rats just do not know how to use the talent they already have.

Moore's butt has just one fewer sack than Coples on the season.

Joker · Nov 25, 2012

copernicus

Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 6,849

Originally Posted by Ray Ray19 View Post
More drama from one of the leaders of drama on this board

Your posts are smeared with dripping wet doom and gloom, and they are painful to read

I blame the media for having a large hand in creating any distraction they can for this team, I also blame the media, local and national for their very unprofessional agenda that many seem to have with this team, I'm not the only one that sees this, so save it.

There is nothing perplexing about it, this article is just more of the same crap, but it won't stop the likes of you from jumping back on your soap boxes, because that more than anything is what some of you would rather do
All excuses, if you keep your mouth shut, play hard, and win most of the time, the media has nothing to write about. The current JETS do the polar opposite and many intelligent fans, former players, and commentators believe they do it purposely because no professional would ever conduct their business this way.

copernicus

Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 6,849

- Did the media trade for Tim Tebow knowing what circus it would bring?

- Did the media make Santonio Homes captain?

- Did the media declare that Rex would definitly take the team to multiple SBs?

- Did the media boast about making Gholston a star?

- Did the media nick name Maybin "Mayhem" and then cut him?

- Did the media make WWF wrestler and Patriots fan John Cena honorary captain?

- Did the media wait until the last minute to replace Wayne Hunter with a JAG?

- Did the media make up a story that Woody Johnson was more interested in electing Romney than running the JETS?

- Did the media say they would put hot sauce on Reggie Bush?

- Did the media activate Tim Tebow knowing he had two broken ribs and couldnt play?

- Did the media continue to start Mark Sanchez when it is so obvious that he is not succeeding week after week?

- Did the media ignore the offensive side of the ball?

- Did the media lose the locker-room two years in a row?

- Did the media beg to be on Hard Knocks?

- Did the media invite the world to cover everything Tebow and TC from Cortland?

The JETS deserve EVERY negative thing said about them. As a matter a fact, they dont get enough especially when it comes to matters of there owner who has a much different agenda than just winning.

beatdown like a rented mule...
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Hardboiled · Nov 25, 2012

It took Fireman Ed a couple of days to come up with this spin.

Metro - Guest Column: 'Fireman' Ed steps away, but not as fan

Joker · Nov 25, 2012

The Day They Drove Old Ed Away

sounds like a tune the Band would record....

PatsFanInVa · Nov 25, 2012

Fireman Ed has been wearing a Mark Sanchez jersey this season instead of his usual No. 42.

O.

M.

G.

Fireman Ed was the answer all along.

PatsFanInVa · Nov 25, 2012

Fireman Ed is the name and I got to most ev'ry JEST game
Till Belichicks Patriots came and tore up the JEST again
In the autumn of 2012, we sucked more than our normal selves
By thanksgiving it had all gone to hell
It's a time I remember oh so well

The day they drove old Ed away
And all the Pats were hittin'
The day they drove old Ed away
Tebow fans sides were splittin, they went
"nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah"

Back with my wife in Rockaway Beach, when one day she called to me
"Fireman Ed, quick come see, Mallet's takin' a knee"
Now I don't mind the rottin' wood, and I don't care if my team is no good
I watched all I could and I left the rest,
But they should never replay the end on CBS

The day they drove old Ed away
And all the Pats were hittin'
The day they drove old Ed away
Tebow fans sides were splittin, they went
"nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah"

Like my father before me, I will love the JEST
And like my brothers in the section above, I will chant J-E-T-S
Rex took Mark at 5, we all went nuts
Now he's running into linemen's butts
I swear by the mud below my feet
You can't raise Rex Ryan up when he's in de-feat

The day they drove old Ed away
And all the Pats were hittin'
The day they drove old Ed away
Tebow fans sides were splittin, they went
"nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah"

NJPatsfan26 · Nov 25, 2012

Joker said:
The Day They Drove Old Ed Away

sounds like a tune the Band would record....

so this is what Fireman Ed is now acting like....

:singing::singing:

NinjaZX6R · Nov 25, 2012

Rex Ryan still believes NY Jets can down New England Patriots despite falling in both meetings this season - NY Daily News

Have lost 4 games to us.....delusional...

Delicate Genius · Nov 25, 2012

NinjaZX6R said:
Rex Ryan still believes NY Jets can down New England Patriots despite falling in both meetings this season - NY Daily News

Have lost 4 games to us.....delusional...

lol at the first comment.

chimpydork1 day ago
Rex: "Can I touch 'em?" .... Can I SMELL 'em??"

PatsFanInVa · Nov 25, 2012

NinjaZX6R said:
Rex Ryan still believes NY Jets can down New England Patriots despite falling in both meetings this season - NY Daily News

Have lost 4 games to us.....delusional...

In fairness to Rex, he never said they'd have another shot at us this year

Why next year, they're only a piece or two away from winning it all. I forget... How many free agents can you get for -$20 million?

Joey007 · Nov 25, 2012

NinjaZX6R said:
Rex Ryan still believes NY Jets can down New England Patriots despite falling in both meetings this season - NY Daily News

Have lost 4 games to us.....delusional...

Does he not realize all we have to do is win ONE game and we'll clinch a better record than them??

shmessy · Nov 25, 2012

OK, PFiV, you've inspired me.

With Much Love and Empathy, From Shmessy to Ed Anzalone (It Could've Been Any Of Us):
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Along, long time ago,
I can still remember how the Jets chant made me smile,
One fireman knew if he got the chance,
That he could make those Jets fans dance,
And maybe they'd stop harrassing women for a while.

Too many Februaries made him shiver
The Gints or Pats seem to always deliver
Bad news on the door step
Rex Ryan's wife does porn step,

I can't remember if I cried
When I joined all Pats fans laughing snide,
But something made Ed run inside,
The night his Jets chant died........

So bye, bye Fireman Ed we all cry
Removed his eye black on the way back
And to home he did drive
Made it to his couch just in time to imbibe,
Slurring, 'this'll be the night the chant dies,
This'll be the night the chant dies......'

IcyPatriot · Nov 25, 2012

Joker said:
The Day They Drove Old Ed Away

sounds like a tune the Band would record....

cue up the paper bag fans next ...

The Gr8est · Nov 25, 2012

Here's a little ditty sung to the Tune of "I Hate Myself For Loving You" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, or maybe most of you know it as the theme to Sunday Night Football.

Alas, I don't expect we can get long, lovely, leggy Faith to sing this, but Pats fans might enjoy it.

Spanksgiving Thursday Night, tightening the screws
Skid-Mark, Brandon’s butt, new way to lose
Took their punch, now down a bunch; leaving to boos

Hey Rex, it’s a fact, your job’s going down
Your team is full of Rats and so is your town
You say you’re champions but your really just clowns

I laugh at you every day and night,
I think you suck and I really savor your plight

I love myself for hating you
Your team is a circus and MetLife is a zoo
The fans think they’re brilliant but they’re just flinging poo
That’s why I love myself for hating you

Sayin’ prayers, tripping players, what more can we do?
Rat fans have been dreaming they’re as good as Pats too
Roger says he’s helping but he can’t pull them through

Hey Rex, you think you and Tanny got it right
But Skid-Mark’s a disaster and Holmes head just ain’t on right
You thought you had a winner but you fielded a blight

I’m tired of hearing from you night and day
You brought the suck and I think it’s here to stay

I love myself for hating you
The Rats stole BP and thought they’d get a Lombardi too
But BB took mere seconds to tell Woody “go screw”!
That’s why I love myself for hating you

Rob0729 · Nov 25, 2012

LOL! at Rah!Rah!'s response to Fireman Ed's resignation as the team's unofficial mascot:

It's a shame, it really is, and all because there are so many people that are flat out *******s, all because of jealousy and a game.

It's no different than this board.

We have Jets fans killing other Jets fans. We have fans stroking their own ego after Jets losses on other Jets fans because those fans are optimistic or were.

Stay the course Ed, do your thing, **** the rest of them!

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - "Fireman Ed" Resigns

So apparently Rah!Rah! thinks it is a shame that JI and the Jets fan base have people like him as a member.

Rob0729 · Nov 25, 2012

BTW, if other Jets fans are picking fights and harrassing Fireman Ed or anyone else for wearing a Sanchez jersey, they should be ashamed of themselves and banned from the building.

I think Fireman Ed is a joke, but he has the right to attend games without people getting in his grill because they hate Sanchez.

NJPatsfan26 · Nov 25, 2012

LOL...more from lovable SAR I:

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - You know what sucks about this season?

PatsFanInVa · Nov 25, 2012

shmessy said:
OK, PFiV, you've inspired me.

With Much Love and Empathy, From Shmessy to Ed Anzalone (It Could've Been Any Of Us):
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Along, long time ago,
I can still remember how the Jets chant made me smile,
One fireman knew if he got the chance,
That he could make those Jets fans dance,
And maybe they'd stop harrassing women for a while.

Too many Februaries made him shiver
The Gints or Pats seem to always deliver
Bad news on the door step
Rex Ryan's wife does porn step,

I can't remember if I cried
When I joined all Pats fans laughing snide,
But something made Ed run inside,
The night his Jets chant died........

So bye, bye Fireman Ed we all cry
Removed his eye black on the way back
And to home he did drive
Made it to his couch just in time to imbibe,
Slurring, 'this'll be the night the chant dies,
This'll be the night the chant dies......'

Now are you drunk on Cutty Sark
Or do you have faith in Marky Mark
If Tanny tells you so
Or do you have faith in Tebow's God
Can the wildcat save your sorry job
And can you teach one of them to throw?
Well I knewyou weren't in love with Tim
Till you saw his footwork in the gym
And when he kicked off his shoes
You forgot them hisses and boos
I was a lonely middle-age fireman
With a reputation as a super fan
But I just turned my tail and ran
The night the Jets chant died...
We were singin' (repeat chorus)

[Tag, you're it, Shmess]

Deus Irae · Nov 25, 2012

To be fair, not everything about the Jets is terrible:

PatsFanInVa · Nov 25, 2012

I'd yell "Ho Down!" but Rex would be afraid his wife had died.

The Gr8est said:
Here's a little ditty sung to the Tune of "I Hate Myself For Loving You" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, or maybe most of you know it as the theme to Sunday Night Football.

Alas, I don't expect we can get long, lovely, leggy Faith to sing this, but Pats fans might enjoy it.

Spanksgiving Thursday Night, tightening the screws
Skid-Mark, Brandon’s butt, new way to lose
Took their punch, now down a bunch; leaving to boos

Hey Rex, it’s a fact, your job’s going down
Your team is full of Rats and so is your town
You say you’re champions but your really just clowns

I laugh at you every day and night,
I think you suck and I really savor your plight

I love myself for hating you
Your team is a circus and MetLife is a zoo
The fans think they’re brilliant but they’re just flinging poo
That’s why I love myself for hating you

Sayin’ prayers, tripping players, what more can we do?
Rat fans have been dreaming they’re as good as Pats too
Roger says he’s helping but he can’t pull them through

Hey Rex, you think you and Tanny got it right
But Skid-Mark’s a disaster and Holmes head just ain’t on right
You thought you had a winner but you fielded a blight

I’m tired of hearing from you night and day
You brought the suck and I think it’s here to stay

I love myself for hating you
The Rats stole BP and thought they’d get a Lombardi too
But BB took mere seconds to tell Woody “go screw”!
That’s why I love myself for hating you

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