Breakfast with...Belichick?

Imagine having breakfast with Bill. I love that guy but the idea of me sitting down with Belichick and having some scrambled eggs... I just don't know if that would be a good time. You wouldn't be getting any info out of him, that's for sure. He does seem like a nice guy aside from football though. Probably has some of the best stories.:verycool:

CheeseMonkeys said:

Imagine having breakfast with Bill. I love that guy but the idea of me sitting down with Belichick and having some scrambled eggs... I just don't know if that would be a good time. You wouldn't be getting any info out of him, that's for sure. He does seem like a nice guy aside from football though. Probably has some of the best stories.:verycool:

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He'd have alot to say about Bernanke, golf, education and movies.......not to mention the history of football.

Ironically, someone like Rex Ryan would not be so interesting outside of current football talk and his wife's feet.

Fan: "How's your breakfast steak, Bill?"
BB: "I just take it one bite at a time."
Fan: "What I meant to say, was, did they cook it to your liking?"
BB: "It is what it is."
Fan: "So, will you be getting any Danish for dessert?"
BB: "I don't have a crystal ball. If it's there, and looks appetizing, I'll check it out as I always do."

shmessy said:

He'd have alot to say about Bernanke, golf, education and movies.......not to mention the history of football.

Ironically, someone like Rex Ryan would not be so interesting outside of current football talk and his wife's feet.

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Kind of an expensive breakfast. His booking agency is CTI.
Type
Sports & Athlete
Average Fee
$25,000
Sport Topic
Football

Hope he leaves the tip.
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Tunescribe said:

Fan: "How's your breakfast steak, Bill?"
BB: "I just take it one bite at a time."
Fan: "What I meant to say, was, did they cook it to your liking?"
BB: "It is what it is."
Fan: "So, will you be getting any Danish for dessert?"
BB: "I don't have a crystal ball. If it's there, and looks appetizing, I'll check it out as I always do."

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Waitress: "Are you finished with your plate sir?"
BB: "I'll do my due diligence"

Waiter: "What would you like for breakfast today?"
BB: "I'll have two scrambled eggs, two sausages, and two slices of wheat toast."
Waiter: "Here you are coach. Enjoy your breakfast."
BB: "Wait...I'll trade you one sausage and 1/2 slice of toast for two slices of bacon."
Waiter: "Ummm, I'm not sure I can do that."
BB: "Geeez. Alright, I'll do a whole slice of toast and a sausage for the bacon."
Waiter: "Oh alright. I'll be right back." "Here's your bacon."
BB: "Wait...I'll trade one slice of bacon and half of my eggs for two pancakes."
Waiter: "But you already ate half of your eggs."
BB: "No, I traded them to that lady for a strawberry blintz."
Waiter: "That's not a fair trade. Our blintzes are handmade by a German refugee from the food network."
BB: "Your pancakes are from a box. You're making out."
Waiter: "Yeah, yeah, here's your damn pancakes."
BB: "I'd like a piece of French toast to top this off. I'll trade you my second and third free coffee refills for one."
Waiter: "But they're free!"
BB: "How much does a piece of French toast cost?"
Waiter: "75 cents."
BB: "When your boss hears that you convinced a costumer that two free cups of coffee are worth 75 cents you'll be a hero."
Waiter: "I'd love to see your food trade chart."
BB: "Forget it. When you bring me the French toast, bring me my fourth free coffee refill too."
Waiter: "You better give me a good tip."
BB: "A tip? OK, here's one. Don't wait on me two weeks before the draft."

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Coffee, always coffee

WhiZa said:

Is that the new BB catch phrase?

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CAPTAIN BEEFHEART ~ DIDDY WAH DIDDY - YouTube

the quality on this blows but I don't think BB is in here

BradyBranch39 said:

the quality on this blows but I don't think BB is in here

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BB nor Shanny are in that pic